Coming up on Tweety's show: Ask Annie!

[Fridays Child]

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Ask your question and Tweety is sure she'll "have a wicked response!"

ETA that she won't be on until next Tuesday but you can submit your questions now.

[Fridays Child]

1. Hi, Ann. Is the crypt where you sleep lined with a natural or a synthetic fabric?

[Sparkly]

2. WHY is anyone still giving that woman a microphone???

WHY??

[MADem]

7. I don't get it, either... she should take her Robert Palmer back up singer, cocktail dress self home

and contemplate her sins. She's just so...jarring...and .... irrelevant. All at the same time. Like a dog turd before the Mona Lisa, she just doesn't belong there.

[Sparkly]

13. She thinks those dresses are "sexy"...

In one interview I saw, she was asked something about whether she wanted attention. She said something like (facetiously), "ME, want attention? If I wanted attention I'd grow my hair long and wear sexy dresses, haha..."

[MADem]

19. She looks like she slept with the entire band (the opening act, not the main attraction) and

then worked her way down through the roadies. She's got that 'seven AM when everyone else is going to work but she's burping up margaritas and is still drunk and hung over' look about her, as though she spent the entire night screwing strangers and didn't even have the good sense to ask for cabfare home, and now she realizes she'll have to thumb, take the bus, or walk in those painful and stupid looking shoes.

If that's the kind of attention she wants, well, fine. It's pretty ... skanky, though. IMO. And the look is terribly 1980's, it really does 'date' her. I am no style expert, but all I can think of is those ancient Palmer videos when I see that getup--she's like Gloria Swanson in the outfit, though, because she's a bit lined and aged, and doesn't have the fresh young face with rosy cheeks or the highly stylized face paint that those gals had....she looks as foolish as an old man in young lad's clothing.

You'd think with all the dough she's made that she'd hire someone to tell her that she really looks like an old, worn-out, idiot, and it's time for "The Makeover." But then again, she's a one-note wonder, so I guess it isn't surprising that she'd sing the same tune with her one lousy costume, too.

[Fridays Child]

22. A dog turd before the Mona Lisa...

If I searched my brain for a thousand days, I couldn't come up with a more apt description. :toast:

[greenbriar]

3. hi ann

how can you constantly vote with people who vote against your interests..


obviously the repuke party hates gays and stem cell research...the two topics you so obviously should care about


as a transvestite, you should worry about homophobia


as a brainless twit, you should want stem cell reseacrch so hopefully one day you could have a brain

[AlCzervik]

4. cheezus creeyst on a cracker, is it harridan day on Hardball?

i don't how you can sit through that show, i admire your intestinal fortitude.

[Fridays Child]

6. Hardball Harridan Day!

:rofl:

Mellie, Annie...we only need Li'l Michelle, to make complete the unholy triumirate.

[City Lights]

5. The way he's promoting her is making me sick.

Ugh. He's such an ass.

[MADem]

9. Maybe he got her keys at the Kissingers.....

(You'd have to watch Lil Bush to get that joke....)

[City Lights]

10. I watched some of it, but musta missed that.

:shrug:

[MADem]

12. It had to do with a game of spouse swapping--Poppy got stuck with Coulter...

He wanted to get to the Kissinger's early with the hope of getting a better set of keys.

There are some viciously good lines in that show...Poppy's scheduled Elderly Sex With Your Secretary (by a cartoon who looked very much like Jennifer Fitzgerald) was a scream!

[City Lights]

14. LOL.

I did see the part about Poppy's scheduled elderly sex, when Fitzgerald peeked around the door, :rofl:, but I missed the spouse swapping.

The sex scene from the first show with Babs and Lil' Dick was hysterical.

[MADem]

17. It was when Babs and Poppy were dropping Lil Bush off at camp

They wanted to hurry to get to the Kissingers before all the good keys were gone and Poppy got stuck with Coulter again...at the end of the show, the tag line at the end said he DID get stuck with her again!

That's my new favorite show--I find that I have to explain some parts to some of my older neighbors who tape it, they like it so much! And the nastier, the better!!!

I especially like Lil Cheney's method of speaking Wraaaaahr Wraaaaahr Wraaaahr OCTOBER SURPRISE Wraaaaahr Wraaaaahr Wraaaaaahr--it's just priceless!

And Porgie wearing the Al Quaeda underwear on his head, well, that was a gut-buster!!

[City Lights]

20. I *love* Lil Cheney's speaking manner too. Reminds me of Jon Stewart's

imitation of The Dick.

I've enjoyed what I've seen - I'm going to have to look for repeats to catch the parts I've missed.

[MADem]

21. I pay close attention, but I really have to watch it twice to get all of the flavor

The one-liners are a hoot.

[npincus]

8. does she tuck it in with velcro or masking tape?

(sorry)

[11 Bravo]

15. I have the Coulter book cover you PM'd me saved.

Still makes me laugh!

:toast:

[npincus]

18. LOL- thanks for remembering (and saving!)

:hi:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. Are you talking about the fascist party doll, Coultergeist???? ;0

[dsc]

16. I tried to submit the following question but don't think it worked

On a previous Hardball appearance you were asked if you actually thought Bill Clinton was gay and responded no but Al Gore, total fag just kidding. Several months later you were at a conference and got videoed calling Edwards a faggot. In your excuse for the Edwards remark you said that calling a person a faggot was a school yard taunt having nothing to do with being gay. My simple question to you is what was the joke in your appearance about Al Gore if being a fag has nothing to do with being gay?

[Gabi Hayes]

23. Tweety likes short questions from the audience. Here's one

Ann: Spit or swallow?

[flyarm]

24. WHY WATCH THAT mtf'ER?? WATCHING THAT YOU MISSED JOHN DEAN ON RACHEAL MADDOW!! EOM