Paris Hilton to be released on Tuesday

[Ghost in the Machine]

Fri Jun 22, 9:01 PM ET

"LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will be issued her get-out-of jail card on Tuesday after spending almost 3 1/2 weeks in the slammer. The release date, announced Friday, was determined by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department's Inmate Reception Center. The exact hour of Hilton's release was not disclosed.

"There's no set time," said Deputy Luis Castro, adding he didn't know if any special arrangements had been made to return Hilton to her Hollywood Hills home.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3.

Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070623/ap_en_ce/paris_hilton

Hey, we haven't had any Paris news in a while! :rofl:

[Jim Warren]

1. I hear she is going to work for

Ron Paul:evilgrin:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i20636

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. LOL!! n/t

[Bucky]

2. Now who is this person again?

And has it really been three weeks?

[Ghost in the Machine]

4. Apparently nobody!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Paris Hilton appeared to be a celebrity without a spotlight on Friday after two major U.S. television networks snubbed the hotel heiress they initially fought over for a first post-jail interview.

An ABC executive said his network declined interview offers from the multimillionaire socialite after Hilton and her mother, Kathy, personally sought to secure a deal in a flurry of telephone calls to ABC News veteran Barbara Walters.

Meanwhile, rival network NBC issued a statement saying it, too, had informed Hilton's representatives that it was "no longer interested in pursing an interview with her."

Contrary to reports of a $1 million deal in the works, NBC said it was "never going to pay them any money."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070622/tv_nm/hilton_dc;_ylt=AkS_cOKhYxRwnxgqhG1F8X5Y24cA

I should have done a new thread with this one...

[TomClash]

5. Finally! Her namesake is waiting!

[Benhurst]

6. "We'll always have Paris."

-- Rick to Ilsa in the classic film Casablanca.

[soothsayer]

7. "Take my advice, go back to Bulgaria." (not so classic line from Casablanca)

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. kick...

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. "Inmate Reception Center" sounds so... so... CLASSY, doesn't it?

Was it that long ago they just called it "Booking?"

I wish her well on her return to the society I'll never be a part of. Just keep the keys away from her.

[rainbow4321]

10. So in addition to the normal Friday night newsdump

Chimp will also get to have a Monday night newsdump...cuz Tuesday's cable channels will be ALL Paris.