George Bush's Diary

[graywarrior]

Dear Dairy:

To be honest, I had been having kind of a down week, but when I heard that Newsweek came out with another poll and my approval rate is running strong at a surprising 26%, it cheered me right up. The American public understands by a better than 1-in-4 margin that I’m doing a heck of a job.

It’s true that I’m stubborn. Once I talk something out with Jesus I don’t let circumstances or new information or the pleading of Generals sway me. If I have to choose between facts and beliefs, I’ll go with beliefs. And there are still over 25% of Americans out there that appreciate that I stand firm and never, ever admit mistakes.

I think they’re a lot like me.

Buoyed by the nation’s quarter-support,
GWB

The complete diary

http://georgebushsdiary.blogspot.com/

PS (I love the way he spells Diary throughout)

[ellenfl]

1. lol - kick eom

[Lisa]

2. Dubya has been busy!

Another gem ...

"For instance, people can’t say for sure where the soul is; even The Bible, otherwise pretty solid scientifically, is vague on the question.

We need to find out exactly where it resides. Next time a mother of a fallen soldier sneaks through the screening process of one of my Townhall meetings and tearfully asks me where my soul is, I need to be able to tell her.

Uncle Dick said it was in the tip of my middle finger, and I should have shown it to her."




And yet more examples of what he's been up to (and here I thought that he just napped and played video games all day)

http://www.dystopical.com/bomm.html

[LuckyLib]

3. "Who could have ever known" he can write!

:shrug: