Now that America has 4 branches of government - What should we call Cheney's branch?

[Solly Mack]

the Corporate Branch?
the Go Fuck Yourself Branch?




Should be a few DUzy worthy suggestions coming.

[Breeze54]

1. Go Fuck Yourself Branch ...

That was my first thought. :grr:

But it's actually * saying he's also exempt from disclosing any papers!

Let's just call it a dictatorship! That's what it is, in essence, at this point.

[Solly Mack]

4. True!! So true!!

[Philosoraptor]

2. The Dick Branch.

The branch of government at which point big brother dick is given all power of the universe and immune to any and all prosecution with trillion dollar retirement benefits and a pyramid built with his face on it.

[Solly Mack]

5. The Dick Pyramid - build it next to the Washington Monument

[Philosoraptor]

10. The Washington Monument crammed down George Washington's throat.

And rename it Mount Dickmore.

[tridim]

64. Raaahhh raahhhh.. I got your dick-branch right here..

Raaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

[Eurobabe]

3. Low Hanging Branch

Branch Darthvidians (can't take credit for this, I saw it somewhere on DU earlier)

[Solly Mack]

6. LOL! I like it

Branch Darthvidians...lolololol

[SeattleGirl]

7. Ding, ding, ding! You are the winnah for ME!

:thumbsup:

[KaryninMiami]

8. F.B.A.

Fascist Branch of America or Fuckhead Branch of America-- either works for me.

[Solly Mack]

9. That'll work !

[Solly Mack]

11. Office of Independent Contractors?

suggestion from someone at my house

[Hubert Flottz]

12. The lowest branch of the ugly tree...

Or Shrub...

[Breeze54]

13. "The Withering Vine"? -- "Limp Dick"?

:shrug: (Here's hoping!)

Coffee hasn't kicked in yet! ;)

[Solly Mack]

16. I wish!! Would be nice!

I need more coffee too

[Hubert Flottz]

14. The Backwash Branch of Shit Creek

Stikkka Fork?

[Solly Mack]

18. now there's an image

[acmavm]

15. The Traitor's Branch

[Solly Mack]

17. That's the gospel!

[hyphenate]

19. A few suggestions

The Halliburton-Enron Memorial branch

The PNAC (Positively No Actual Conscience) branch

The Neo-Contrary branch

The Heartless Zombies branch

The Master Puppeteer branch

The "It was no accident!" branch (Referring to Harry Whittington)

The MAN (Mean and Nasty) branch

The Fourth Reichstag


I'm sure I'll come up with some others over time. :)

[Solly Mack]

20. LOL!! Lot of good ones!!!

It helps to laugh...it's a serious matter but laughing beats crying.

[Eurobabe]

21. Here's a song written for Crashcart: Blood Clots and Black Holes

I was googling the patron saint of blood clots, apparently there isn't one to my surprise, but I came across this interesting song by a group called Thrice.

Seriously, it's called 'Blood Clots and Black Holes'

here's your new drug
shoot it in the left eye
feel it on the right side
no it's not love
it sets up shop behind your ribcage
building blood clots and black holes
like using an axe to pull
a sliver from your skin

and they say this is medicine
an overdose of oxygen
a severed head as sedative
to be at peace would be a sin
and surely un-american
i'm breaking

here's your new blood
transfusion took us all night
tell us that you're all right
no it's not love
though feels like fire inside of your veins
burning right beneath the wrist
begging for a razor's kiss
to free it from your skin

and they say this is medicine
an overdose of oxygen
a severed head as sedative
to be at peace would be a sin
and surely unamerican
i'm breaking down

lift the veil, it's not medicine
and my heart fails, time and time again

[Solly Mack]

28. I'm gonna hafta ponder that song

[Eurobabe]

37. I saw the heart failure line and it worked for me

:D

[Klukie]

22. Imperial branch......

or mabye Rogue branch

[Solly Mack]

27. I really like Rogue Branch

[lurky]

23. The Injudicious Branch?

The Excrecutive Branch?

Since he can't decide if he's Executive or Congressional, maybe the Ex Con branch?

[Solly Mack]

25. LMAO! Excellent. The Ex-Con Branch

[malaise]

24. The Dicktatorial Branch n//t

[Solly Mack]

29. hehe

Good. good.

[Philosoraptor]

39. The Dick-Zecutive Branch.

[malaise]

57. LOL

:D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. The "Gimme A Chainsaw And Let Me Have At It" Branch

:smoke:

[Solly Mack]

30. Sounds like Cheney

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. Jim Ward is right

If you don't sneer and hunch a shoulder, it doesn't sound right ;)

heya Solly! :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Solly Mack]

43. LOL! Funny you should mention that

That's exactly how I pictured it

LMAO

:loveya:

[Moochy]

31. The Department of Perpertual Foreign Wars (A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Haliburton, Inc.)

Office of Puppet Mastery?

[Solly Mack]

32. All true

[SteelPenguin]

33. Super Karate Monkey Death Car Branch

Just...just picture it...

(yes I know the original reference)

but...picture Cheney....sitting in his big evil emperor's swivel chair ala the Death Star...

"Sir, what should we call your new branch of government?"

*pause*

"Super Kar-Ah-tay Monkey Death Car." says Cheney with his snarl.

[Solly Mack]

36. hehehehehehe

[Philosoraptor]

34. The Dick-You-Slay-Tive Branch.

[Solly Mack]

51. you're bad

in a good way :)

[BurtWorm]

35. The rotten branch

[Solly Mack]

49. without doubt...

[Klukie]

38. the I will shoot your face off branch

[Solly Mack]

48. and he probably would

[DFW]

40. The Wreck-you-tive branch

[Solly Mack]

47. wrecking government one day at a time

[treestar]

41. The Extra-judicial Branch

Not subject to any of the laws of the land.

[Solly Mack]

46. sounds about right

[enid602]

44. better yet

The 'corporate, go fuck yourself or I'll shoot you in the face if I don't out your wife first' branch

[Solly Mack]

45. lololol

[originalpckelly]

50. The Sensitive Compartmented Branch?

[Solly Mack]

72. The SCB ...works

sometimes called the super criminal branch

[LeftishBrit]

52. The Rotten Branch?

The Beelzebub Branch?

[Solly Mack]

73. It's rotten alright...

[NV Whino]

53. Corrupt

Oh wait. That applies to everything.

[Solly Mack]

74. LOL but it's fitting

[TwilightGardener]

54. The Fourth Reich.

[eppur_se_muova]

55. The Branch Needing Pruning. nt

[MilesColtrane]

56. The Antenorian branch

...from Antenora, the third round of the ninth circle.

[IDemo]

58. The Exemptive?

[Initech]

59. The Branch Czar

[JerseygirlCT]

60. We're not allowed to say; it's top secret asshole.

Oh, and that was a joke, and not really directed at you!

[Solly Mack]

75. LOL Sounds perfectly like what Cheney would say

[DKRC]

61. The Kudzu Branch

It's taken over everything and there doesn't seem to be any way to stop it!

[bear425]

62. The Sith Branch? n/t

[133724]

63. He no longer works in the Whitehouse but in the Outhouse...

[ribrepin]

65. We should call it the UNFUNDED branch of government

Has anybody else written their congressman about supporting Rahm Emanuel?

[MasterDarkNinja]

66. The Vice Executive above all other Branches Branch

[radfringe]

67. sucker branch because

if you let a tree or plant grow sucker branches it could inhibit growth and damage the health of the whole tree

it needs to be pruned

[LeftishBrit]

68. As he's Vice President - the Vice Branch?

[blogslut]

69. All of you aim too low (or is it high?) for Dick's intentions

He doesn't want to be a branch of the government. He's trying to make himself the trunk of the whole damned tree. He's the Executive! He's the Lege! He's both!

[The Backlash Cometh]

70. The Office of Personal Benefit.

[Solly Mack]

76. apropos

[wovenpaint]

71. the prick-ily briar branch n/t

[A wise Man]

77. Call it Government of the man

by them man for the man.

[Solly Mack]

82. True

[blueworld]

78. Mulch - where's the chipper/shredder? n/t

[Solly Mack]

79. I like the way you think

[Vidar]

80. The Treasonous Branch.

[madokie]

81. King

[Stephanie]

83. the Executive, Legislative, Judicial, and Extra-Judicial

Extra-Judicial department of criminal activities, for Mr. Dick.

[lonestarnot]

84. The limp dick branch.

[formercia]

85. Great Satan Inc.

Branches in all major cities Worldwide.

[aquart]

86. The Imperial Throne.

[Bucky]

87. The Executive, the Legislative, the Judiciary, and the Pet Goat

Here he is

[LeftHander]

88. The "Shadow" Branch - nt

[flying rabbit]

89. Not sure what to call it

but there is a damn chimp swinging from it, flinging poo at us!

[Dr. Strange]

90. The Olive Branch

Not because it's accurate, but because I like irony.