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Mon Jun-25-07 01:08 PM
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1. "I haven't laughed this hard since the night of 9/11." |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:09 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:08 PM
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2. "Nobody's gonna steal my watch. It's 1/2 way to my elbow." |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:10 PM
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4. "None of these idiots realizes I'm actually naked from the waist up". |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:10 PM
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5. She is watching the jumbotron as someone gets blown apart by a bomb |
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as people in the background sing 'George is God'.
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:12 PM
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7. One of the 1 or 2 bombings per week in Iraq. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:10 PM
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6. "Georgie tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher" |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:17 PM
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8. "I caught this dress on sale at Wally-World for $45675434599.95" |
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:18 PM
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9. I'm laughing on the outside |
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But remember I'm suffering on the inside, suffering I tell you! More than ANYONE!!!!!!!:P
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:36 PM
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10. This ole thing?? Wish I'da worn the one I saw hangin' in the winda:) |
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or the kittycat dress More Laura"s Closet Fashion Tour @ http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/2199679
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:58 PM
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11. Keep 'em fooled - keep smiling, you know the big bottle of tequila is waiting for you! |
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If you can beat dummy to it when you get home!
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:58 PM
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12. "Mah dress, i like it to match George's eyes" |
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:01 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:10 PM
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15. "For our next number, the Evil Sorcerers of America offers a salute to America" |
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"Hey, you in the back! No talking; violators will be toad!"
(Look at the... what, choir? standing behind her in matching blood-red gowns. I like the evil glance given by the woman behind Pickles; it says, "I'll get you, my pretty!")
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:12 PM
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16. That seventh gin-and-tonic was the BEST! |
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:19 PM
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17. "My George and I live all alone inna big white house we call our own!" |
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I love gin and he loves rum and whisky, and vodka, and scotch, and tequila, and cheap wine, and bourbon, and beer And don't we both have lots of fun!
Ha, ha, ha, you and me, little brown jug how we love thee... Ha, ha, ha, you and me, little brown jug how we love thee...
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:24 PM
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18. "Ah cain't WAIT to flash the papparazzi |
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as Ah climb outta the SUV!!! Iffen Paris and Britney kin go commando, so kin Ah!!!"
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:25 PM
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19. OMG! Who's touching my ass?! n/t |
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Mon Jun-25-07 02:25 PM
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20. Its dramatic (visual) |
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Mon Jun-25-07 03:25 PM
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22. "Damn, I have to remember this... |
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...valium, oxycontin and vodka are a wicked mix!!"
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