How about a circumcision thread? Or an abortion thread? Gardasil anyone?

[Horse with no Name]

I'd sure like to hit the post mark.
Pick your favorite flamewar.
Let's go!

[Drum]

1. Ooh, me me me too!

[MedleyMisty]

2. I like the ones about sexism and racism and homophobia myself

And now I am armed with The Nature of Prejudice. Flame on!

[BlooInBloo]

3. The militant vegetarian one sure escalated quickly.

[Horse with no Name]

5. Militant vegetarian?

:hide: I missed that one.

[BlooInBloo]

7. Yah - the PETA ripping on Michael Moore for being fat one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1185906

[Horse with no Name]

11. Oh Lord I missed that one

I now associate PETA with visuals of Heather Mills-McCartney fighting with J-Lo. I can't remember if she actually took her leg and hit JLo with it or if someone suggested she should...

[BlooInBloo]

18. Aw jeez - it was a DAMN good time! Went from 0 to 200 posts in like 20 minutes.

EDIT: Added last sentence in subject.

[mondo joe]

21. I like to think of it as the VegeNazi thread.

[BlooInBloo]

22. teehee!

[Fox Mulder]

4. Breast feeding at the Olive Garden!

While smoking!

[uppityperson]

6. Are people to blame for anything that happens to them and why should I care if bad things do?

How's that one?

[BlooInBloo]

8. Oh that's a good one.

[Drum]

9. Say, does anyone here smoke? Mind if I do?

:evilgrin:

:hide:

[Horse with no Name]

15. Mind if I fart?

Old joke, I know but still makes me giggle.

[Drum]

25. Heh heh...should've expected that one.

You can tell it's a good joke if it instantly springs to mind...:hi:

<lights up>

:)

[Horse with no Name]

62. Me too

(pity the people that take their pants off to light farts)

[Solly Mack]

10. I'll need a full body condom for this thread

[Horse with no Name]

12. Just don't let screaming children see you in that

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

I'll tell'em they drove me to it

[Horse with no Name]

28. Why do you hate children?

:D

[Solly Mack]

31. it's all that screaming they do when I taser them for talking at restaurants

[Horse with no Name]

35. ....

:rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

52. What, only tasers and not guns?

That just proves that you live in a fascist police state!

[Solly Mack]

56. yeah but it was death penalty state

[uppityperson]

13. Nader

[uppityperson]

14. Hillary

[uppityperson]

16. Obama

[Horse with no Name]

19. Or my personal favorite....Bill Richardson

:hide:

[uppityperson]

20. Why do people refer to male candidates by last name, and female by first? Sexism.

[EST]

17. Do you remember what Moses REALLY said to the burning bush?

He said, "Now waitaminnit! Lemme get this straight! We're your chosen people and you want us to cut off the tips of our WHAT? (squinting)

[BlooInBloo]

24. The bush! The bush! The bush is on fire! We don't need no water; let the motherfucker burn!

You mean that line?

[LeftishBrit]

47. Tony Blair didn't pay enough attention to the story of Moses..

Or he would have learned that if you listen to a Bush, you'll end up wandering in the desert for forty years.

(That one isn't original, but I'm not quite sure where it originated.)

[EST]

66. I 'm not sure just where that line originated, either, although it

was making the rounds during gulf war one. I'd always heard that all the really good stories were made up in prison. Not having been in prison, recently, I'm not up on the latest.

[Horse with no Name]

23. OMG! I forgot to include TASERS.

How rude of me.

[Solly Mack]

29. Well fuck...who needs gardasil or scalpels when you get taser it off

[mondo joe]

26. Are you trying to get GD House disqualified for the DU Cup?

Sorry. I'm thinking about Harry Potter.

[Solly Mack]

41. Wingardium Leviosa !

Ha..ha...I just made you fly

[mondo joe]

46. Hehehe. That's not what you did.

[Solly Mack]

50. is too!

:P

[Drum]

27. Say, is Paris outta jail yet?

I miss her so.

[mondo joe]

30. Just another case of Vegetarian harassment.

If she were a meat eater she would not have spent a day in jail!

[Drum]

36. Lol...good graft there!

:thumbsup:

[Horse with no Name]

38. One could argue that the video she did

well, you know...

[mondo joe]

40. Video? Video players are a sign of our sick consumer culture. Toys!

Toys toys toys!

Isn't it enough already?

[Horse with no Name]

42. Surely you don't believe in spanking!

;)

[uppityperson]

44. Don't call me shirley

[Horse with no Name]

48. I picked a bad day to stop smoking

[mondo joe]

60. You must be a RED STATER!

[IntravenousDemilo]

32. Aborted foetuses should not be circumcised, but should receive Gardasil to prevent HPV.

This I believe.

[BlooInBloo]

34. And not permitted to eat meat.

[Horse with no Name]

33. Time for a Terri Schiavo refresher....

;)

[Solly Mack]

65. Frist, is that you?

raising the dead one video at a time...

[hang a left]

37. nt

[Horse with no Name]

39. More importantly...what kind of light bulbs do our candidates use?

That is of national importance.

[BlooInBloo]

43. Well Edwards uses a $400 one.

[Horse with no Name]

45. Yeah but how big is his bathroom????

That's what is important.

[mondo joe]

57. It has to be big.

Cause, y'know.

[mondo joe]

49. Sure it's $400, but he uses it to light the BIGGEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD.

[Horse with no Name]

51. But he has nice hair

:D

[Drum]

53. Lol...

I like the way you think! I need some financial things rationalized before I see my accountant...would you be free? Or at least cheap?

Thanks for the giggle.

[mondo joe]

54. Did John Edwards get that thing removed from his top lip?

[Horse with no Name]

55. Only 162 posts left before lift-off...surely there are 162 new flamewars

out there....

[mondo joe]

58. Jesus Christ, I already asked about John Edwards' lip.

What moer do I need to do?

[Horse with no Name]

59. Maybe it could be circumcised?

:hide:

[mondo joe]

61. Oh my.

[BlooInBloo]

63. Running.... out..... of.... material......

[bahrbearian]

64. I think all horse should be named Flicka

In case you wanted a name for your horse