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President Ron Paul Deported Under Ron Paul's No Amnesty Law

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor
Washington, D.C., March 29, 2009

President Ron Paul was deported this morning to his ancestral home of Krakpotka, Ukraine, under the terms of the controversial Ron Paul's No Amnesty, No Welfare for Illegal Aliens Act. The law, a linchpin of President Paul's platform that pundits have credited with sparking the popular xenophobic groundswell that clinched the election last November for the fringe Republican, has already resulted in the deportation of over 22 million purported "citizens", including, now, the president himself.

"When we crafted the No Amnesty law, what we were trying to do was to weed out every one of the millions of illegal immigrants in this country who were parasitizing America's bounty," Gilbert Spork, White House chief of staff, said. "So we made it as rigorous as we could and put in just about everything President Paul wanted, including mandatory deportation and the retroactive abolition of birthright citizenship. I think it might be that one that snagged him."

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"Unfortunately for President Paul, we found that his maternal great-grandparents, Sasha and Dmitri Potchichuk, who owned a small lard shop in Krakpotka, Ukraine, emigrated to the United States illegally in 1873," Mr. Shimp said. "Paperwork on President Paul's grandfather, who immigrated from Germany under questionable circumstances, is also pretty iffy, but that doesn't really matter. You only need one bad apple."

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1. Good Stuff

Satire is the only way to address address Ron Paul's laughably sorry ideas (and campaign for that matter).