LOL- Chimp Prez Library hires "interpretive planner" (exhibit designer) & keeps identity secret!

[npincus]

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/062107dnnatbushlib.3ba3dd6.html

So, Chimpy's bud, Don Evans, hired an exhibit designer for his LIE-berry to whitewash the B*sh presidency, salvage his legacy, but his/her identity is a big big SECRET. Valerie Plame should have had such protection.

Any guess who this "interpretive planner" might be? Here's my guess:





WASHINGTON – As the George W. Bush presidential library comes to life, there will be a wealth of topics to cover: the Sept. 11 attacks, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Hurricane Katrina, scandal at the Justice Department.

The bigger issue will be whittling it all down and presenting it in a way that entertains and enlightens C-SPAN junkies and third-graders alike – while balancing the harshest judgments of history against a first family's natural desire for an airbrushed portrait.

That will fall to an "interpretive planner," whose identity – like so many aspects of the Dallas project – is known only to a handful of Bush confidants.

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The document says the interpretive planner has been chosen and will start work soon, though selection committee chairman Don Evans, the former commerce secretary and longtime Bush friend, won't say who it is. "There'll be an appropriate time to announce that," said spokesman Taylor Griffin.

[sakabatou]

1. Another * crony

[mitchum]

2. I would imagine it's one of Albert Speer's descendants

[Lugnut]

3. Good luck with that

The interpretive designer doesn't have much to work with. How do you design a library with cowboy boots, a copy of My Pet Goat and a pile pf bullshit?

[mitchum]

4. Yes, it will look like the bedroom of an eight year old boy (n/t)

[Solly Mack]

5. the same "interpretive planner" who did the Creation Museum

[MasonJar]

6. Totally appropriate action for a Bushista.

[Eurobabe]

7. The winners were: Siegfried Engelmann and Elaine Bruner

Co-authors of "My Pet Goat"

[npincus]

8. LOL- I hope the library has a petting zoo.

:rofl:

[madokie]

9. so there is someone who thinks it can be spun

I don't

[kskiska]

10. It could also be…

[Hubert Flottz]

11. I think it could only be one person on the planet...

Paging Doctor Goodall

[npincus]

12. OMG... "mistaken for a couch..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: frickin' hilarious!

[peekaloo]

13. It should have an interactive theme. Hand out blindfolds, canes and a handful

of pills and roam around the building searching for the hidden bottle of booze.

Oh yeah and earpieces to keep you from walking into walls.