by Lloyd Dangle Page 1 of 2 page(s)
(Washington , DC) With the Office of the Vice President coming under increasing scrutiny, Dick Cheney has retreated to a secured chambers on the third floor of the Naval Observatory with a team of lawyers, numbering, in some reports, to be as high as sixty. Over the past twenty-four hours the OVP has released a flurry of statements and legal briefs, some lucid, some hastily drafted and bordering on incoherent, which have caused observers to speculate that the Vice President may nearing resignation, coup 'detat, or some other form of extra-constitutional action never before seen in the history of the republic. Excerpts follow:
June 26, 2:31pm: Vice Presidential records cannot be unsealed without "presidential finding."
June 26, 2:40pm: The Office of the Vice President my hide "presidential findings."
June 26, 3:55pm: Vice Presidential documents cannot be photocopied because they are legal tender.
June 26, 5:18pm: Because Cheney lives in the Naval Observatory, he is the Admiral of the Navy
June 26, 5:21pm: If it is determined that Vice Presidential records can be opened, they may be viewed only by the Attorney General, who must commit them to memory.
June 26, 6:01am: Dick Cheney is a sovereign nation.
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