Atman
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:03 AM
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Potentially Viable Explosive Device (PVED) found in my driveway!!! |
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IT'S HUGE! Over two thousand pounds, with an ignition device and 14 gallons of highly explosive fuel on board! This is clearly the type of PVED Al Qaeda would use if Al Qaeda were to use this type of device, which is pure speculation, making it even more scary! Those Al Qaedas are getting wiley...my GOD...WAIT! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE PLANTED ONE OR TWO IN EVERY DRIVEWAY ON MY STREET!
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:05 AM
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Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 06:07 AM by MichaelHarris
Man, you're right. I just looked in all my neighbors backyards and there are devices in everyone one of them. Didn't see one in mine though, I still use charcoal.
It's no longer a "Pleasant Valley Sunday" around here, too many PVEDs around.
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:12 AM
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2. Some of these even include GPS guidance to help them reach their targets! (NT) |
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Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 06:12 AM by Tesha
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malaise
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:20 AM
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3. Well if your name is Gordon Brown you can now |
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introduce stringent new terror laws while at the same time helping out your master Bush, who clearly needs some diversion from his new status as dead fugging duck.
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:29 AM
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4. holy crap! there's millions of'em! run for the hills!! |
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Fri Jun-29-07 06:40 AM
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5. If you look in your garage |
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you will probably find fuel, rags and glass containers suitable for making molotov cocktails. Every resident with a garage is a potential terrorist.
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