Bush Can't Even FISH Without Assistance ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

The Asshat has people to help him FISH.



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U.S. President George W. Bush (L) and his father, former U.S. President George Bush
(background) watch on as a fishing guide helps untangle his line as they go fishing
off the coast of Kennebunkport, Maine, June 29, 2007.

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[TriSec]

Not that uncommon

I was a "fishing guide" myself on a private charter for a lot of years.

You're there to help the landlubbers that wouldn't know what to do with a fish if it jumped up and bit them on the ass.

But yeah, that kinda illustrates what a phony ol' GW is. At least his papa knows how to fish.

[Stephanie]

2. that's not a private charter, that's Poppy's boat

edited to add picture of their effete fishing boat

*winks at John Kerry*

[soothsayer]

1. no life vest? I guess his hollow head would float. sure hope he doesn't

fall in and get dragged under the boat, tho.

[MiniMe]

3. If he went in, there would be about 10 secret agents in the water within 30 seconds

I was in a small motorboat on the miles river, and my friend and I were going to go up the Wye river. That is when Elian Gonzoles was being kept up there. Well, there was a fishing boat at the entrance of the Wye River, and nobody was fishing. And the men on the boat were all wearing black suits. Somehow, I doubt they were really fishermen. Needless to say, we decided not to go up the river.

[damntexdem]

19. Oh, the agents wouldn't even have to jump in:

the scuba divers who put the fish onto his hooks would no doubt have him right out.

[MiniMe]

35. Actually, the fundies would probably think he could walk on water

:evilgrin:

[Javaman]

38. Well then if he* fell in he* would just bang his* head on the water.

:rofl:

[MiniMe]

51. Thats where all the bruises on his face are coming from

ba dum dum

[Vidar]

58. LOL

[Turbineguy]

14. That's why

the 2 275HP engines...:evilgrin:

[Contrary1]

49. I don't think it would be a problem...

If I remember correctly from my younger days...turds float. At least in public swimming pools.

[Eurobabe]

4. what a freaking tard!! A simian finshing, and NEVER FORGET...

[KatyMan]

50. Brown shoes?

with black socks and greyish/black pants? sheesh.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Who baits his hook for him? Daddy or the paid help?

[HughBeaumont]

6. I can't believe these two fascists are (were) our Presidents.

Glad to see Bewsh has his IQ embroidered to his hat, just in case he needs to be reminded.

[Ahpook]

12. Needs to take off that shirt...

Fucker doesn't deserve to wear it.

[Sequoia]

16. I agree.

But maybe it stands for: Universal Stupid A%* !!

[Ahpook]

52. I think they know what they are doing.

Saying BushCo is stupid gives them to much leverage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhDNvbtFp4

Music is the only thing that cures that burning at times:)

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. The pResident vacations and enjoys a fishing trip while troops are dying.

Where's *that* headline? :shrug:

[Zookeeper]

8. I love the second photo of him straining to get that HUGE...

fish out of the water.

And as a beginning angler, myself, I'm amazed that he just stands there and lets someone else untangle his line.

What a spoiled, overgrown child. The Onion was right, he must have a servant to wipe his rear.

[ClintonTyree]

22. He's bait casting in that picture.....

which resulted in getting the line all "snotted up" (a technical fishing term) ;). The photographer did a good job of getting the shot while the rod was flexing but he never bargained for Bush being such a fuck-up.

The "43" on his hat is, again, an old fishing tradition. It's called "The Old 43 Club" and represents the IQ of people who need a guide to catch fish for them. Really. The fucker couldn't find oil in Texas and can't find a fish in the ocean. :silly: That's our Prez! :rofl:

[shain from kane]

26. Was it a 7-pound perch? n/t

[Lisa]

54. he probably made such a mess the last time he did anything with his line ...

... that his old man smacked him and told him to stand well back whenever it happened in the future!

Also -- heaven forbid that he should actually get his hands dirty with bait or fish slime! He would probably throw a fit if he got "finned" and declare the offending fish an "enemy combatant".

[Bluebear]

9. It looks like a short bus field trip for challenged rich people. nt

[ClintonTyree]

23. The fishing trip in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest".

Dr. Martini, Dr. Scanlon etc. :rofl: Bush would have been right at home with that group. :rofl:

[zulchzulu]

10. I'm guessing they stocked the area around their boat

I like how the dude was taking the fish off his hook. That should play well with Bushbot anglers...

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

27. How many times did the guide have to remove 43's hook from 41's hide? n/t

[Coexist]

11. the "Fidelity III"?!

ugh.

[deminks]

13. "Fidelity III"? What would either of them know of fidelity?

Strange that Poppy is always along when Jr. is fishing.



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[karlrschneider]

15. I don't think that boat really -needs- 825 horsepower.

:eyes:

[Richard Steele]

37. He's gotta be prepared.

You just never know when you might need to
make a run for Paraguay at 50 knots.

[jazzjunkysue]

55. "Ba dum, bum."

I heard it. I typed it. I stand by it.
:hi:

[leftchick]

17. I bet he has 43 all over his tightie whities too

:puke:

[sinkingfeeling]

28. I think the hat (top pix) says '4.3' and believe it's a reference to his private, man thing!

[leftchick]

47. my aren't you generous!

I envision something on the scale of a button mushroom.

[jazzjunkysue]

56. private primate? Is that a banana in your pocket.....or are you just

It's too easy. Takes all the fun out of it.

[City Lights]

30. Bet it's tattooed somewhere, along with the Preznit Seal.

Total wanker.

[damntexdem]

18. Well, there was the story of the ice-fishing contest Dubya had with John Kerry.

Each day Dubya would return with nothing, while Kerry would bring in fish. Dubya figured Kerry was cheating, so one day followed him instead of fishing himself. That day, after Kerry returned with his catch, Dubya showed up and yelled: "Wait a minute! He's been cheating! I saw it myself! Before fishing, he cuts a hole in the damn ice!"

[Rosemary2205]

20. He's getting quite a beer belly.

[rucky]

21. Two words:

Asshat.

[npincus]

24. what the HELL could those 2 talk about?

[shain from kane]

29. Do you really want to know? It may embarrass you.

Ten years ago, at the 1988 Republican Convention, Hartford Courant associate editor David Fink struck up a conversation with George W. Bush. “When you’re not talking politics,” Fink asked the vice president’s son, “what do you and your father talk about?”
“Pussy,” George W. replied.

[npincus]

42. LOL- I've posted that one, too.

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

43. So you threw out the bait, and I'm the big fish that swallowed it, hook, line, and sinker.

[Deb]

25. Isn't that awfully lightweight tackle?

Makes a dinker catch feel like reeling in a whale, yeah, we used to do that for our kids too. :-)

[WritersBlock]

31. Now, now... no need to insult his manhood. After all, he wasn't codpiece fishing.

Oh, you meant the fish?

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

41. Yup, that's pretty much what it is.

Some striper tackle looks similar to that, though not so floppy. I think striper lures are usually longer'n those, too.

:rofl:

[City Lights]

32. Poser!

Which staff member has been hired to wipe his ass?

Is there anything he can do on his own?

[shain from kane]

33. "Is there anything he can do on his own? " You can't even trust him to eat pretzels alone. n/t

[muffin1]

36. Turd blossom Rove?

It's ALL starting to make sense now...:beer:

[tjwash]

34. Yep. Right there on the front lines of Iraq like he said he was a couple of weeks ago...

:eyes:

Must be tough being rich, white, and in charge of all the oil in the USSA...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. I know five-year-olds who can manage dem lines better'n he can.

Texan/Connecticut-ian fools in the Gulf of Maine. Ahhhhhh, high-profile touristos.

:crazy:

[muffin1]

40. What a dipshit

Speaking of dipshits...who thinks this will get as much play by the MSM as Kerry's windsurfing?;(

[dogday]

44. The 1st picture is hillareous... It looks like he is just throwing

his bait out on the ocean and then putting his hook in the water... :rofl:... He will catch a lot of fish that way :rofl:

[lpbk2713]

45. *Prezidentin' are phun.*

"Now don't bother me with your silly-ass problems."

[Bake]

46. Is it just me, or does Poppy look like

he'd like to throw Junior overboard? He seems to look a bit disgusted.

Bake

[Hubert Flottz]

48. "The Master Baiter In Chief is after that 78,909 pound yeller perch!"

[opihimoimoi]

59. Yeller Perch Sashimi goes for $5769.98 per Kilo....the wasabi is free

Poor Bush....needs help fishin...can't do shit....Damn....

[Arkana]

53. Someone probably just hands him a bunch of dead fish

and goes "Nice work, buddy! Let's get you an ice cream after the photo."

[jazzjunkysue]

57. He's a child, playing president, and the GOP is playing along.

He won't stop until they slap him and send him to his room.

[Rex]

60. Ya know, I can't make fun of this guy anymore.

I'm starting to feel bad now, after looking at that second picture.