Funny reviews for Sicko from some of the yahoos on Yahoo

[Minimus]

The vast majority of the reviews are very very good - but of course there are a few yokels that had to put in their two-cents about Michael Moore. Why even go see a movie by someone you hate so much? Yeah, I know they probably didn't see the movie but had to give it a review anyway.

(As always, spelling skills are scarce.)



This time not a Lie
by crazyguyme (movies profile) Jun 29, 2007
I have found out some items about Mr. Moore that make me SICK....he paid less taxes than Bush....he does his production work in Canada so he wont play US taxes...he has hided only 1% of minority ..........he never told the story of the thousands of GIs that backed our President..he should make a new movie..."Lair ...Lair"


Crowning Achievement
by trefiret (movies profile) Jun 28, 2007
for a smug and obese hypocrite. I would rather shave my head with a cheese grade while chewing on tinfoil than be subjected to even 5 minutes of this movie. Pure unadulterated trash.


What a bunch of lies
by tps55555 (movies profile) Jun 29, 2007
I did not even watch this movie but I do know that if mike moore produced it that it is more than likely made of lies. With all of you fellow liars giving it good ratings I thought I will play your game and give it a "fair" rating. You're welcome.


Sicko !! Good name!
by corpusonthebay (movies profile) Jun 26, 2007
This is WHY we have so many sicko things going on in news, etc. Sickos like this man can make movies degrading our country. Go grab some food & feed the poor Michael @ a few food banks. It was a MOVIE to make HIM millions, folkes! Let's see if he will give any to help those who need medical attention & food, etc.


horrible directing
by dsweetconsulting (movies profile) Jun 29, 2007
First of All, Michael Moore is a disgrace to America! Second, Michael is only capturing a very biased opinion and putting it out to the ill-educated. The story line is very true and our health care system is very corrupt. So big corp health care and government, you are corrupt and most of us see through it! I think Michael Moore and his works are a disgrace to any American and foreigner. Mike, loose some weight and jump off a cliff!


Moore is wrong
by dkershaw4910@sbcglobalnet (movies profile) Jun 29, 2007
Moore has an anti-American agenda which he slavishly follows in all his works and he is not even factually correct. He cherry-picks his factoids always in favor of the demi-god dictator, murderer torturer like Castro.
The USA is the best, freest country in the world with the highest standard of living, the lowest unemployment rate and the best medical care available. The law prohibits hospitals from turning away the indigent.
Individuals need to stop looking for someone, something else or government to take care of them, which means they have shifted the burden of cost away from themselves.
I love the USA even though it like everywhere else is not perfect, just a lot less imperfect than everywhere else.


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[TriSec]

1. The giants.

Wonce agin, the hi level of rite-winge diskorce rers its ugli heaad.

[On the Road]

2. "He has hided only 1% of minority..."

:wtf:

"He paid less taxes than Bush" :rofl:

he should make a new movie..."Lair ...Lair" :eyes:

[Mist]

4. That caught my attention too. I thought RWers -revered- people who pay low taxes. nt

[BonnieJW]

5. Maybe

repugs spell phonetically????

[smokey nj]

12. There huked on fonix.

[Rude Horner]

What amazes me is that these braindead idiots

are so brainwashed into hating Michael Moore, they will not consider hearing what he has to say about a healthcare system that screws them left and right. One of the true signs of successful propaganda is that people who believe it follow it blindly, regardless of what's in their own best interest.

The last quote there is so typical of a completely brainwashed individual. He claims that "The USA is the best, freest country in the world with the highest standard of living, the lowest unemployment rate and the best medical care available.". Most of these things are shown to not be true anymore, yet he clings to them as fact because facing the alternative is too complicated and disturbing.

[HughBeaumont]

10. Should we tell him the W.H.O. ranked our health care at #37?

Well behind some European nations and Canada but just ahead of Cuba?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

14. We're behind Costa Rica and ahead of Slovenia, not Cuba.

[gator_in_Ontario]

3. I can't wait for the premiere of

"Lair! Lair!":rofl:

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Based on the numerous spelling and grammatical errors, I doubt that any of these

reviewers a) saw the movie and b) pay anything into income tax or health insurance. They would appear to be between the ages of 9 and 14.

[Minimus]

7. I read through several more and many just simply stated ...

I didn't see the movie but if it is by Michael Moore then it is no good.

I just can't fathom writing a review for a movie I have not seen. :shrug:

[HughBeaumont]

8. I'm SO much dumber for having read that.

Can NO one on the slow side of the fence SPELL?

[Maat]

9. Wow .... thanks for going over there ...

so I don't have to fight them over here, or something like that!

:silly:

On a more serious note, their level of intellectual expression and discourse astounds me.

:rofl:

[monmouth]

11. Lair, Lair???? Dear God.. n/t

[Minimus]

13. Samples of their strong knowledge of the English language:

crazyguyme:
"he wont play US taxes"
"he has hided only 1% of minority"
"..."Lair ...Lair"


trefiret:
"cheese grade"


corpusonthebay:
"folkes!"


dsweetconsulting:
"loose some weight"


dkershaw4910@sbcglobalnet:
"USA is the best, freest country"

[peekaloo]

15. Exactly what grade of cheese is best for shaving one's head?

I ponder.

and why loose weight before jumping off the cliff? so he can jump higher?

:rofl:

[Libby2]

16. lol! n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

17. Remember when repukes countered with "Fahrenhype"?

I wonder what they would counter "Sicko" with?

Micko
Yicko
Dicko
Slicko
Schticko