Wouldn't you just LOVE to slap this?

[in_cog_ni_to]

[hobbit709]

1. That would be too easy

Strip him naked and turn him loose on the main drag at rush hour. Public humiliation is MUCH better.

[Solly Mack]

2. goodness no...that would be a felony

and I don't want anyone's kids to read about my disappearance in some future CIA family jewels release.

[Rosemary2205]

3. I could never slap that cute little doggie!!

Whatever that monstery looking creature is above Isabelle, I wouldn't slap it either. No telling what skank would get all over my hand.

[earthboundmisfit]

4. No. It would contaminate my hands!

They might fall off after touching something so vile as Cheney.

[catmandu57]

5. Are you trying to get agent mike to kick down my door?

that's a rhetorical question isn't it? Not mine yours.

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. Of course it's a rhetorical question!

Really,, really Agent Mike, it IS!

:evilgrin:

[pacalo]

6. I'd like to slap a few subpoenas in his grubby hands.

[lligrd]

8. I Wouldn't Even Go Near It Without A Ton Of Garlic

around my neck.

[greenbriar]

9. is his face getting fatter and fatter?

Heart conjestion does that doesn't it

[Faux pas]

10. Not even with your hands. I'd rather be looking at his ugly mug

peeking out from behind some prison bars on the front page of every newspaper.

[Mabus]

11. just as long as he isn't holding a shotgun

I might not be as lucky as Whittington.

[Crunchy Frog]

12. Ewww!! I'd have to get my hand amputated afterwards.