I'm sorry, but Mitt Romney is the Paris Hilton of the political world.

[graywarrior]

A front man who is dumb as a brick and I could care less what he has to say. He's so vapid and shallow on top of being a dog abuser.

There...I said it. I'll go away now.

[spanone]

1. a fabulous description of mitt

[MADem]

2. That's an INSULT to Paris, really--I think Mitt is even dumber than she is! NT

[Oldtimeralso]

6. That's an insult to a brick! n/t

[MADem]

15. You got that right! nt

[IChing]

3. He shaves his head like Brittany Spears next after puttin on his majic underwear

The dog episode has hit the major news links now, it will hurt him.



Mormon Underwear

Mormon underwear is a curiosity for some and a tool of ridicule for others. It has been described as "magic," "special," and "secret," along with countless other adjectives. Mormon underwear is usually called "garments" among Mormons, perhaps to distinguish it from regular underwear and to call it by a more proper term, for it is very sacred to those who wear it. The guidelines for the proper wearing of this underwear seems strange to many people, but it is an act of faith and devotion for the believers and is not unprecedented. Special clothing, whether religious or not, is part of many cultures. Is it not less strange than an expensive and lavish wedding dress which is only worn once? It is worn to show daily and constant worship, much like the religious articles of clothing worn by other faiths.

Mormon underwear is made from material similar to other underwear. It is available in several versions of cotton, polyester, or nylon. It is always completely white, except for colored ones available only to active-duty military members. There is a top and bottom piece. The top is like a T-shirt, covering the shoulders and hanging below the waist. The bottom resembles boxer-briefs, but extends to the knee. The design is to promote modesty and should be completely covered by outer clothing. Mormon underwear is worn directly next to the skin and replaces any other underwear. For women, even brassieres are to be worn on the outside of the underwear.

http://www.dearelder.com/index/inc_name/Mormon/title2/Mormon_Underwear

[Fridays Child]

4. A CNN newsette (Carol Costello?) just did the Mitt dog story.

She said that, according to Mitt, the dog liked being in a cage on top of the car. No mention, even obliquely, of the poor dog's obvious distress, as evidenced by explosive diarrhea. It was just a light and fun little story designed, if for any reason, to make PETA look silly for calling Mitt out on his cruelty to a captive animal. Oh, and, besides, it was WAY back in 1983, so it doesn't matter any more. But, hey, I guess if the nation's freepturds are willing to overlook Mitt's pro-gay, pro-choice views in the '90s, ignoring his criminal animal abuse, in the '80s, is a no-brainer. :mad:

[elocs]

5. Hey! You said "Paris Hilton". Now you are on Roseanne's shit list. n/t

[Hamlette]

7. my friend, who worked with him during the Olympics, said "he'll be president some day"

(long before the dog story mind you)

Her take on him was: empty suit who wants to be president more than anything and who will do anything for that to happen.

Everything he does (including the Olympics) is calculated to get him into the White House (to show up his Dad? To finish what his Dad was cheated out of? Oh, gawd, not another guy with dad issues!)

She also thinks he's slick and driven enough to pull it off. I haven't talked to her for a month or so. I'll have to get an update.

[graywarrior]

10. He is slick and he has the money machine to pull it off, but damn he's a Ken doll.

[Hamlette]

11. I worry about his charm offensive though...I just don't get how he got elected in Mass.

what WAS that all about?

[graywarrior]

12. I believe he said he'd donate his paycheck.

There is nothing more pathetic than a stupid devil.

[C_U_L8R]

8. Mitt's Mutt Mess

like Michael Jackson hanging his baby out the window.. but worse

[UTUSN]

9. It's REDEEMING that money can't buy everything!!1 n/t

[SpiralHawk]

13. Der Mittster is also a Chickenhawk, like virtually all republicon leaders

republicons does love them their chickenhawks

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. If there's a Hell, it would *have* to be seeing continuous pictures of Mitt,

exiting a limo... in a dress with no panties.

Now I have to go floss my brain...