I'm goanna buy a few oranges and store them in a bag away in my closet

[Catherine Vincent]

I want to see if they resemble a fetus after several weeks! I think somebody has been watching too many horror movies.

June 29, 2007, 4:36PM
School locker held rotten oranges, not fetus

DALLAS — A black bag found in a middle school girls' locker room contained rotten oranges and not a human fetus, the Dallas County medical examiner reported today.

A janitor doing end-of-school cleaning Thursday at Ben Franklin Middle School found what appeared to be a human fetus in a trash bag inside a locker, police said.

The janitor called the police, who found it difficult to determine the contents of the bag, Dallas police spokeswoman Sr. Cpl. Janice Crowther said.

Police then turned over the bag to the Dallas County Medical Examiner.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4930554.html

[rucky]

1. I like 'em sliced into sections, with a little sugar sprinkled on top.

Oranges are pretty good, too.

[HeeBGBz]

19. This orange juice tastes funny n/t

[xxqqqzme]

2. this is fundie hysteria!

what has happened to my country?

[file83]

3. This man gives a bad name to custodians everywhere.

Then again, who the FUCK took his analysis of the contents seriously? He's a custodian for Christ sake, not a CSI Miami investigator!

[EFerrari]

7. I'm going to put my proximate liquids far away from my machine

before I read your posts. lol

[EFerrari]

4. Why are these people so obsessed with fetuses?

(Is that the plural?)

It's just bizarre. :shrug:

[zabet]

5. fetaphobia! n/t

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

6. No kidding! I guess it beats actually caring for other people

who have speech and needs and other messy things. :wtf:

[sandnsea]

21. That's it precisely

Think about it. Every one of their issues is phony, concocted to appear as if they care about something, when they really don't. The unborn. Guns preserving our democracy. Death penalty solving crime. Saving marriage by targeting gays. Pulling yourself up by your invisible bootstraps. The corporatocracy has created a political mirage in order to keep the focus off their increasing control of the entire planet.

[SoCalDem]

23. Fetagasmia

:)

[appal_jack]

27. i'm rather fond of feta, actually

It's nice on pizza, greek salads, and in spanikopita. The best fetas are made from sheep's milk. Yum.

I just don't get the fundie's problem with it.

It must be their repressed sexual attractions to sheep, coupled with their confused interpretations of moldy oranges stemming from an inadequate education about evolution. And their nosiness about the contents of some high schooler's locker.

Enough already! Fundies, keep away from sheep! Quit obsessing over moldy oranges! Stay out of people's lockers - they'll usually clean them out eventually on their own.

And Jaysus on a popsicle stick, please back away from whatever substance you are snorting that makes you hallucinate fetuses everywhere.

-app

EDITED to complete a sentence that was left hanging. 'Cuz it's late...

[Catherine Vincent]

29. LOL!

You guys crack me up!

[EFerrari]

32. I like egg in my Pad Thai.

:shrug:

[Buzz Clik]

8. Given enough time, an orange will turn into a fetus, and vice versa.

Life is life. Destroying an orange is destroying a potential baby.

You bastards!

[EFerrari]

9. JeffR has to see this one.

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

14. Orange you gonna give it a proper burial? n/t

[appal_jack]

31. This is pure Pulp Fiction (n/t)

[dweller]

10. oh, i thought you were going to beat someone up

eventually.



compost them instead.
dp

[Contrary1]

11. My best bud, Stella and I did a science project back in the 8th grade...

on fungus growth on potatoes. Yeah, I know; pretty lame.
But now I must wonder...what evil had we wrought? :cry:

[EFerrari]

12. It's because of people like you and Stella that we have to seal our borders

and depend on abstinence.

I shake my fist in your general direction.

lol

[Catherine Vincent]

15. LOL!

:hi:

[EFerrari]

17. Hey, cat_girl!

:hug:

:hi:

[Wiley50]

16. when i was in 8th grade, i'd take oranges and juice them

add a bit of cane sugar and Fleishmann's baking yeast

then store them in my closet for a few weeks

Ever wonder why orange wine has never been a gourmet vintage?

I know

[jmowreader]

20. That's called pruno, dude

[Contrary1]

25. All I I care to know about this,

is was it drinkable...and did you get high?
A speedy response would be appreciated. :hippie:

[uppityperson]

13. Dallas Co MedExaminer gets hernia trying to not laugh at school officials.

[Catherine Vincent]

18. That custodian probably felt like an idiot after finding out what that was.

The examiner probably felt like a bigger idiot for agreeing to examine it.

[Horse with no Name]

22. FINALLY! A "stem" cell that fundies can love

It isn't just for breakfast anymore!

[Catherine Vincent]

24. Don't squeeze the juice!

Or you'll get arrested!

[Horse with no Name]

26. I bet they try to "deflower" it though...

[Catherine Vincent]

28. Oh my!

I just realized....my mother has a "fetus" tree in her back yard! :)

[Horse with no Name]

30. ....fetus tree

:rofl: