My daughter bought me a Bush voodoo doll :) Anybody have any hexes they want to me to do?

[jillan]

Pretty funny because she is only 17.
She saw it and said she just had to get it for me.

Edit to add pic:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. another bike accident, with a bloody nose and knee problem?

seeing him on crutches like Scooter somehow seems satisfying.

[uppityperson]

2. I would never wish anything bad happen to the president.

voodoo dolls can be a good way of letting off steam. Where did she get it?

[jillan]

5. She was in MO. for the week.

I was thinking more about hexes like all Repugs going against the surge - stuff like that.

No physical damage.

I don't really believe in this stuff, but it's kinda fun - like I have a way to pay him back for all the damage he has caused.

[uppityperson]

8. make him compassionate

[1monster]

10. Make him physically empathetic. Make him able to feel other's pain

especially when it is caused by him.

Add psysic empathy to that too.

Make sure that it is in little does for short periods of time. The idea is to wake him up, not drive him mad.

[lynnertic]

18. Q: what if he gets off on others' pain?

???????????????

[1monster]

20. That's why I suggested that he have physical empathy... He would physically FEEL all the pain

he caused others.

While he might get off on other's pain, he's gonna have a hard time feeling glee at their pain if he is feeling it too...

Unless, of course, he gets off on his own pain too.

But somehow I really doubt that.

[Buzz Clik]

3. Here's one: make him intellectually aware. Then, he can comprehend the mess he's made.

It would be fitting.

[dkofos]

4. Push his head into his crotch during his next press conference.

[jillan]

6. Or another bird pooping on his arm?

[bahrbearian]

7. Do to it ,the same thing he used to do to frogs.

[proud patriot]

9. Be careful

:loveya: if you mess with this , get yourself some sweetgrass and
blue corn both are spiritual protectors . :hi: some Lapis
couldn't hurt either .

[Bobbieo]

13. I've thought about hexes but I believe they only work on people

who believe in them - a pyschological thing. Darn!!!!!

[proud patriot]

15. That is correct

If you believe it has meaning but otherwise a person would be safe
playing around with out spiritual consequences .

I truly believe in Native American Medicine , so I take it more
seriously than others . :hi:

[Cerridwen]

11. No hex - instead, make the "Liar, Liar" wish...

Only make it so that it's for a longer time frame than 24 hours -

Wish that bush would be compelled to tell the truth and only the truth for the next...6 months.

"...and the truth will set you free"

[lynnertic]

12. Be careful!

Once upon a time I had a new voodoo doll that was a gift to my then-sig other, but which I appropriated for my sewing kit because it is just the most hilarious pin cushion.

Anyway, some fellow prisoners at the gawdawful startup I worked at back then saw it, and decided it would be funny to name the doll after our pointy-haired boss and stick pins into its stomach. They had a great time with it.

Dude came down with an intensely painful and miserable stomach virus *that day* and he missed a flight.

Is that creepy or what? So be careful!

Now as far as * is concerned, I think some people thrive on aggression and hate. I decided that I'd feel pity for him instead of anger. He did, after all, truly screw things up.

[jillan]

16. When I was in college

just a few years ago - haha -

I learned how to read Tarot cards, just because I thought it would make me 'cool'.

I read the cards for a friend that came to visit me, and she broke down and cried because I had revealed what she had been thru.
I quit after that. Now looking back I realize that you can read anything you want into it - just like your horoscope.

But still, it was very creepy.

[stellanoir]

14. Stick a needle in his heart

and let him become truthful and resign from his ill gotten place of presumed power and falsely assumed impunity

No harm trying.

[AnnieBW]

22. That implies that he has one

n/t

[blondeatlast]

17. Empathy--it'll kill him for certain. nt

[emilyg]

19. Yes - but

I see he has no balls.

[AnnieBW]

21. Soak it in a bowl of peach nectar

In-peach. Get it? :evilgrin:

[Kingshakabobo]

23. Ha! Good one! n/t

[wildbilln864]

24. Clamp....

a pair of vise grip pliers to his crotch! :hi:

[Tulum_Moon]

25. It is Saturday...........

Crank up the barbie! (Q that is) Please don't let the thing near a Barbie doll. Thats all we need!