Disaster: Bush Says He’ll Continue Meddling in Middle East After His Presidency

[kpete]

Disaster: Bush Says He’ll Continue Meddling in Middle East After His Presidency
Posted by Jon Ponder | Feb. 4, 2007, 2:33 pm

George Bush has informed his inner circle that after he leaves office he plans to invite leaders from Middle East to his think tank, which will be part of his $500 million library, where he will give them guidance on the finer points of democratic governance:

Indeed, senior officials close to Bush say that Bush’s plan after he leaves the White House is to continue to promote the spread of democracy in the Middle East by inviting world leaders to his own policy institute, to be built alongside his presidential library. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16960414/site/newsweek/library.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16960414/site/newsweek/

Too bad no one in his inner circle has the cajones to point out that continuing the sort of promotion he’s doing now would cause more harm than good. His approach — bombing Iraq back to the Stone Age and then installing a weak-as-treacle democracy among the ruins — is the biggest foreign policy disaster in our history.

more at:
http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/02/04/bush-plans-to-continue-promoting-democracy/

[jobycom]

1. Hopefully the prison guards will prevent that. nt

[Olney Blue]

2. They will be allowed to think about everyone but Iran and Syria

in the think tank.

[lonestarnot]

3. OMG a GW think tank. Now that's a fook'n cartoon in the making.

Are they going to fill the tank with water?

[DemoTex]

9. You DO know what a "tank" is on a (real) Texas ranch? Right?

It is a water-filled pond for the cattle. Tanks are often very well stocked with fish.

Sit. Fish. Think. That is Bu$h's "think-tank."

[lonestarnot]

23. Sit fart and stank. Yeah that's a good take on his "think tank."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. "Invite world leaders to his policy institute"? Like any would show up.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

10. First words in my mind...Like anyone would show up!

JINX!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Think of all the excuses...

"Uh... Thanks a lot, George; but I don't think I can come to visit your, uh, think tank. I have to, um... wash my hair. That's it. Gotta wash my hair. Sorry."

I especially think Angela Merkel won't be there to get groped again.

[Leopolds Ghost]

32. "I have more important things to do like... play with my balls." --Jarhead (2005)

[JerseygirlCT]

5. Oh the irony!

"...guidance on the finer points of democratic governance"

My sides would be hurting if it didn't make me want to cry more.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. There won't be any thinking done if he's in it. Tanked maybe, but no thinking.

[MikeNearMcChord]

7. Actually that might be a good idea

ship his butt to Baghdad, let him negotiate mid east peace from Abu Ghraib

[mykpart]

8. How many world leaders don't think Bush is a moron?

Even Tony Blair isn't impressed any more. So who's he gonna get to listen to him?

[whistle]

11. Think tank or drunk tank?

[lligrd]

12. Do They Allow Think Tanks In Prison? nt

nt

[tinfoilinfor2005]

13. He's sure in for a rude awakening once he's out of office.

He really doesn't "get" that his handlers and his people only tell him what he wants to hear and only surround him with crowds that make him feel like a winner. No one will molly coddle him anymore and he will stand there with a dopey look on his face when he is ignored by the rest of the world.

[goforit]

15. Hell, make him president of Iraq.

[C_U_L8R]

16. Bush is a fine example of tanked thinking

i can't imagine what world leader but Tony Blair would voluntarilly visit the chimp.

[SoCalDem]

17. Name of think tank? "The SandBox" n/t

[Miss Chybil]

18. I thought the link said "www.penisstorereview.com"

God, maybe, I've spent a little too much time on the pute today!

As for the think tank... ridiculous.

[Swamp Rat]

19. Good! We can give he and his daughters kevlar vests, helmets, and M-16s so they can fight in Iraq.

[shraby]

20. The article sounds like it's something from

the onion.

[IDemo]

21. "F.A.H.P.C.C."

Fish and Human Peaceful Coexistence Chimpstitute.

[tabatha]

22. Good One.

I think the leader of the FAHPCC is delusional - he seems to be convinced that he is wonderful - better than anyone on the planet.

[lligrd]

24. Ha - Where They Put Food On Their Families

and "fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again," can be their motto. Their mission: to help OB-GYNs be able to practice their love with women all across this country. I wonder if they will have a website on the Internets?

[NYC Liberal]

25. More like a septic tank, if you ask me... nt

[ContraBass Black]

26. "...he will give them guidance on the finer points of democratic governance"

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

27. I didn't know federal prisons had that kind of visitor accomodation.

You wish, Junior.

[Kerrytravelers]

28. Poor georgie-boy is going to be awful lonely.

[lligrd]

29. This Proves That Bush Is Out Of His Mind

Not that I needed more proof.

[fishwax]

30. a bush think tank

Yeah. :rofl:

[NastyRiffraff]

31. Irony is dead...

Guidance on the "finer points of democratic governance"? He doesn't even understand the U.S. Constitution.

Don't get me started on the idea of a G.W. Bush Think Tank! Ye gods.

[eShirl]

33. and just what the hell does he know about democratic governance?

other than usurping it.

oh.

[Pierzin]

34. The Worst President in US History - Reviled Worldwide

Yeah, like any self-respecting world leader will take advice from someone who many beleive to be insane.