Hooooollld on thar, Baba Looey...

[badgerpup]

OK, the story so far....
Billo the Big Giant Head was all "ZOMG!" about pink-pistol packin' gangs of lesbians terrorizin' and turnin' the population of cities all over the country.
He got this information from Rod Wheeler, "...a Washington, D.C., Metropolitan Police Department officer-turned-paid Fox News commentator".

He insists this is really happening, no, HONEST...even though the 'other' law enforcement officials don't back this up.
Apparently, they're just out of touch. OOOO-KAY...
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

Here's Mr. Wheeler's website...http://www.rod007.com/index1.htm
Some pretty impressive chops, although the .007 does seem a bit much...
(anybody remember what the double-zero means?*)

But what caught my eye was his being a member of..."...a conservative Christian megachurch in Landover, Md..

Landover...Landover...where have I heard that before...
GOT IT!
Betty Bowers, World's Best Christian!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Now, I'm NOT saying this is a major hoax, OK?
But I do have to wonder if there's a bit of well-crafted chain-yanking going on...:tinfoilhat:

* Agents with a double-zero designation means they have a license to kill.

[WritersBlock]

1. Naw, Betty Bowers is better at spelling ;)

Rod007.com business partners are trusted company's large and small, that have met the exacting standards of professionalism, experience and customer satisfaction as set forth by Rod007.com,

Do these trusted companies know that Rod007.com's business partners are their large and small? Do they even know they have a large, or, for that matter, a small? Do smaller trusted companies have smaller smalls? Or is a large company's small larger than a small company's small? Or even, perhaps, larger than those of several small companies combined?

Rod's "exacting standards of professionalism" apparently don't extend to his proofreader. Or maybe he's just one of the smalls.

:evilgrin:

[SpiralHawk]

2. Bill-O has overdosed on the felafel again

As usual, you cannot believe any of the propaganda catpulted by a republicon chickenhawk sex pervert who graduated from Boston University's alleged "College of Communication."

Shame on Boston University for giving birth to a lying republicon demagogue. Must be the consequence of the perversion right wing ideologue John Silber brought upon the institution...a pox on intelligent, patriotic American citizens...

[Edweird]

3. "Major hoax"? hardly. Anybody with critical thinking skills can see it's bull hockey.

[Berry Cool]

4. And those are precisely what Billo does not have.

Keith Olbermann is getting such a kick out of this.

[badgerpup]

5. Shameless kick...

..because I can...
and also because some of the commenters on FARK were wondering the same thing...
paranoid great minds and all that...:silly: