In order of fair and balance Sen.Inhofe is organizing The Dead Earth concert

[IChing]

Major musicians and artist of the republican, corporate stratum have agreed to appear.

It will be held on the broken mountain tops of the coal mines of West Virginia, at Exxon headquarters and Wal-marts all around the world.

The following artists and personalities have agreed to appear:
Brittany Speers, Paris Hilton and more that cannot be named.

[EFerrari]

1. Dennis Miller and Colin Quinn will do impressions of comedians.

:rofl:

[IChing]

3. LOL. also appearing will be a special guest singing his famous song

When eagles soar

[flyarm]

2. and the casket of Nicole Smith and the judge!!..eom

[EFerrari]

5. LOL!

[Le Taz Hot]

4. I hear Toby Keith and Ted Nugent

just signed on.

[IChing]

6. Toby is holding off but Ted has signed on

and Jessica Simpson will try to sing, and I said try.

Alice Cooper is also on to kill some small animals on stage

The shock-rocker, a staunch Republican who attends NBA games in Phoenix with Arizona Senator John McCain, was disgusted when he learned of plans by Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, R.E.M. and other bands to hold a series of concerts aimed at unseating U.S. President George W. Bush. "To me, that's treason. I call it treason against rock 'n' roll"

The Canadian Press-2004

[MetaTrope]

7. In a special appearance, Scooter Libby will recite from his novel

The scene with the 10-year-old girl being raped by a bear, with illustrations by "Mallard Fillmore" artist Bruce Tinsley.

[Swamp Rat]

8. "Bill-O's Falafels" to be sold in the stadium by food vendors

:D :hi:

[IChing]

12. The Falafels will be specially imported from China for the occasion

[Swamp Rat]

13. LOL!! .. "Death by 1,000 Loofas & Malkin Shrieks"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Joey Liberal]

27. LOL!!!!!!!!! n/t

[Coexist]

9. LeeAnn Rimes and Kid Rock maybe?

[Duppers]

33. LeeAnn Rimes supports Dems! She's one of us!

She sang at the kickoff dinner for the Al Gore campaign in 2000. It was held at the MCI Center in D.C.

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/05/25/democrats.money/index.html

[TahitiNut]

10. Patricia Heaton will be the Ceremonial Dominatrix

:think:

Special solo performance by John Ashcroft singing "Let The Beagle Sore"

[Dr.Phool]

11. How about the Bruce Willis band.

I heard they bombed in Iraq.

[cui bono]

25. OMG! Willis was on Hardball and he spewed forth the most incoherent

mess I've ever heard. He went on for a minute and never had one complete sentence. It was painful to watch.

Funny little story I love about him. He once said that the reason films cost so much to make is the union workers. So then when he walked on set the next day the crew booed him. His PR people said they weren't booing, they were yelling "Bru-u-uce", like at a Springsteen concert. Yeah, right.

:rofl:

[orleans]

29. a couple months ago i heard willis got ahold of some documentaries

on 9/11 that implied bush etc kind of let the whole thing go down and he has had a change of heart about his sucking off the bush administration.



so...when he rambled his bullshit on hardball (i watched it too) i thought he's such a chickenshit--he's afraid to speak out against bush, but he's not exactly in the republicon's corner anymore. what an ass.

[Harry Monroe]

30. Montgomery Burns: Is the crowd booing me??

Smithers: No, they're saying "boo-urns".

[dkofos]

14. Has he considered using toxic superfund sites for his venues??

[IChing]

15. Yes, I heard he just added those places because of the empty land

Tonolli Metals Superfund site with stockpiled petroleum contanimated soil on left

This place has plenty of room

[DemGa]

16. Hey, gotta represent both sides

If anything the right-wing loonies have shown us objective truth no longer exists. There's two sides to every story!

[AlGore-08.com]

17. They hire Stephen Colbert to headline cause they don't get he's making fun of Conservative gas bags

And then scramble to book Rich Little to headline Dead Earth 2008...

[IChing]

18. I heard Reagan will be a headline speaker talking about trees or something.

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles ...

[IChing]

19. I'm surprised no one mentioned Chuck Norris

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[AZBlue]

20. Jessica Simpson and Alice Cooper can sing a duet.

She's starting to look at little like him anyway!

[Gregorian]

21. Let's hear it for unlimited growth!

Everyone be like Rick Santorum and have six kids! With all due respect, I know Dick Gregory has ten. Can't win them all.

Everybody commute two hours every day! Each way!

Clearcutting for Jesus!

Bring back DDT and thalidomide!

We don't care!

[JeffR]

22. Woot

:headbang:

[malaise]

23. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - great thead

plastic bottles will be welcome and you must arrive in SUVs
:rofl: :rofl:

[cui bono]

24. Don't forget MC Rove with back up dancer David Gregory

[Joey Liberal]

26. LOL. They'll get the Oak Ridge Boys.........n/t

[glitch]

28. Redundant - that's what network and cable tv already broadcast 24/7.

Still, :rofl:

[Joanne98]

31. Jeff Gannon and the DC Madame can sing "Pimps and Hos"

[IChing]

32. Does anyone have another Joke?

Or truth?

[AlGore-08.com]

34. End the concert with Senator Dr. Frist making a video diagnosis of Planet Earth

"She's Dead Jim!"

[onethatcares]

35. another venue will be the Louisiana Dead Zone

with 9th ward hot spots.