What the hell is wrong with his legs?? Caption *

[helderheid]

[jgraz]

1. Laura: Oh Dear -- I forgot to wind him this morning!

[malaise]

25. Seriously are you old enough to remember the

magic robot :rofl: :rofl:

[helderheid]

39. !

:spray:

[hobbit709]

2. It's hard to walk normal

When Cheney's puppetmaster hand is up your ass.

[Cha]

33. I didn't want to look

because he makes me sick but I did and all I could do is laugh..and I think your guess is the correct one.

Well, maybe not that much.:)

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. staggering drunk??

looks like he's wearing someone else's pants, too... they're too big for him.

[BlueJazz]

4. He's so full of the Proverbial Shit that it's hard to walk.

[karlrschneider]

5. He put his shoes on the wrong feet?

:eyes:





:rofl:

[Cha]

28. laura put 'em on

wrong.

[Poiuyt]

69. I don't even see his feet. I think they're buried and he's struggling to get out

[Hieronymus]

6. He's just a freak of nature. Great picture. Gore Vidal said

Bush has bad knees.

[Blackhatjack]

7. Classic case of 'Otis Campbell Syndrome' .... n/t

[dipsydoodle]

8. He'd doin' his impersonation

of Elvis singing "That's why the Lady is Tramp".

[Richard Steele]

9. He never stopped the blackout drinking. That can affect balance, even on his sober days. nm

[MuseRider]

10. Robot dance?

What a maroon.

[helderheid]

40. Come on? time to robot! I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot

I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeBt-JKg9oc

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. I've seen that ballet-like stride at many bars.

[MADem]

12. Diaper full? Needs a bit of cornstarch to stop the chafing? NT

[Laf.La.Dem.]

13. This guy at the VA

I saw this guy at the VA walk this way - something about a missing leg - I support the troops:puke:

[Totally Committed]

14. He really does look SMAG-ASHED.

OMG.

TC

[trumad]

15. Is he wearing Cheneys pants?

[havocmom]

16. Dressed in a hurry. Put wrong pants on.

Some big guy from on AF 1 or Marine 1 is getting a snuggy and wearin high-waters.

[Venus Dog]

17. Gawd, even Laura's looking at him like "What the Hell?"

:crazy:

[Jed Dilligan]

18. In a bizarre teleportation/time travel accident,

he swapped the left half of his trousers with MC Hammer, circa 1990.

[LaurenG]

19. It looks like he wet his pants and doesn't want the fabric to

touch his legs.:shrug:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

20. Laura: "Honey, I told you we need to stock...

...toilet paper at the ranch -- using corncobs does nothing for your cowboy image."

[Gregorian]

21. I'm the cardboard president. Just prop me up.

[Gregorian]

22. Standing is hard work.

[IDemo]

23. "They came from the helicopters, staggering and incoherent...."

"with the staggering and incoherent Army of the Twenty-Six Percenters behind them."

[Gregorian]

24. I'm a little fascist short and stout. Here's my handle. Here's my spout.

[Cha]

31. You're on a

roll..lol!

[Frustratedlady]

35. OMG! Thanks for the laugh.

When I look at Laura, I can hear her saying to herself..."Gawd! I married HIM? What was I thinking?"

[helderheid]

72. !!

:rofl:

[BlackHawk706867]

26. So this is the Decider of these United States.. Holly shit is all I gotta say... eom ww

[babylonsister]

27. Whatever it is, I hope it needs stem cell research to fix. nt

[C_U_L8R]

29. Run Forrest Run !!!

yup stupid is as stupid does

[IDemo]

30. "Hang on jess a sec whilst I stick this thumb riiii....."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. "Uncle Dick, you're pulling the strings too hard!"

[undeterred]

34. Diaper is FULL!

[xultar]

36. DING! DING! DING!

[Diane R]

67. I've always thought he walks like he's got a mess in his diaper.

[IDemo]

37. He just finished reading his new liberry book

[silverojo]

38. Oops! I crapped my pants! n/t

[Mnemosyne]

42. "And that's good for the environment." here:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/e156551akXbnQyz

:rofl:

[Chipper Chat]

41. "Guess what Murca -The Pink-Pistol Lesbian Gang stole my shoes"

http://fromtheleft.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/2093/ - 43k

[and-justice-for-all]

43. Pickles looks dazed and confused. nt

[DeSwiss]

44. Laura looks like she's about had it....

...again.



K&R!!! :D

[BringEmOn]

45. "Honesht, ossifer, I was only ordering followers."

[Bitwit1234]

46. He looks like he is drunk believe me......

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. "STOP! In the name of dumb...."

:evilgrin:

[cascadiance]

48. "Barney did something on my leg when I was talking about Libby! Ya gotta sponge handy?"

Sorry, but had to sew in that even Barney might be getting alienated with this jerk now!

[Catshrink]

49. Just a white guy break dancing.

[SoCalDem]

50. Ooh another for my collection ..thanks

Bush walks..or tries to

[Cabcere]

63. Haha...thanks for sharing that, SoCalDem!

:hi: Very funny (and kind of scary, too). ;) Good stuff.

[helderheid]

66. Oh excellent!

[stevedeshazer]

51. In the 'credit where credit is due' department,

Pickles has obviously lost weight and looks better than she has in a long time.

Her Aeroflot Stewardess uniform is more flattering than before.

[hunter]

52. The Bush Pilot has a hangover.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhqKoqqS0XI

[Pyrzqxgl]

53. Jake Leg wobble, Haven't seen that in awhile. That boy'll drink anything.

[FloridaJudy]

54. Wanna shee my -hic- John Travolta impressh, impressh, imp -hic-

The hell with it! "Oh, oh, oh, oh, shtaying awive, shtaying awive..."

[Az]

55. Pickles: George dear... I keep telling you wait for the helicopter to land before you get out. n/t

[CrispyQ]

56. His puppet master sneezed.

;)

[conspirator]

57. the dick must be on top of the chopper pulling the strings n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

58. "Shit! I should have spit out that gum before I tried walking!"

:eyes:

[Greyskye]

59. "You put your left foot in, you put your right foot in..."

"...Dang. How's that hokey-pokey thingamajig go?"

[CustardPie]

60. It appears to me that. . .

.. ... .he's shaking a load down the leg of his trouser's, if you look closely at the other trouser leg you can see that from the top of his shoe going upward about six to seven inches it is just full, and yet he doesn't look to be through with the task just look amount of room he is trying to buy. Apparently, faithful spouse Laura is down wind from this abomination and catching the full bouquet of Dubya's offering as she is squints back toward hubby with some apparent disdain over the strength of fragrance.

[Greyskye]

62. LOL

And welcome to DU!

[sakabatou]

61. "George, will you stop doing the robot?"

[Bjorn Against]

64. As Styx once said, "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"

[Stinky The Clown]

65. He looks like the slobbering drunk uncle from Hell.

What a congenital dork.

[badgerpup]

73. Ding Ding Ding!

You has a win!

[Joe Fields]

68. shaking a dookie

[lpbk2713]

70. He's rehearsing for his next job .....

... at Six Flags Over Crawford.

[flying rabbit]

71. He's standing his ground all manly like

demonstrating his ability to not get sucked up into the whirling blades of death!(heh heh check me out,no hands, Laura: The blades aren't rotating anymore, heh heh I know cause I got skillz... heh heh)

[BringEmOn]

74. It's too hot to fish, too hot for golf, and tooooo cold at home.

[RamboLiberal]

75. Watching the news tonight Bush staggered off the chopper

I think he was shit-faced. He looked that way too last week when he gave that 4th of July speech. Wonder if we'll ever get the truth this guy was drinking heavily while pretzeldent?

[0007]

76. Maybe junior was trying hard to show up Laura's camel toe.

[Lugnut]

77. The fool is stewed

There isn't one thing he can do well and that includes walking. I think he's had way too much liquid encouragement.

[Vidar]

78. Swimming upstream on dry land.

[ehrnst]

79. The Strings Cheney & Rove are pulling got tangled in the copter blades...(nt)

[madokie]

80. them legs are DRUNK, his from a liquid, hers from a pill

pretty much one and the same if you ask me.

only the Soldier is strait and I would not bet on that

and no I do not feel sorry for laura

[Buns_of_Fire]

81. "Gold Bond Powder Cures Codpiece Chafing!" (n/t)

[Javaman]

82. He forgot his depends. nt

[cassiepriam]

83. Too many drinky-poos