if the repubs had an alternative to "live earth".....who would show up?

[Gato Moteado]

....let's say they called it "live dumb", how many people would show up?

we had 2 billion people from just about every country in the world. all the great performers. president al gore.

if the repubs tried to counter "live earth" they'd have dennis miller, sean hannity, bill o'reilly, ted nugent, charlie daniels, toby keith, and a bunch of other twangy plastic nashville nobodies. they'd have some interest in several counties in texas, oklahoma and parts of the south east. no other countries would be interested in their bullshit. so my question is: how many porta-potties would they need to service all the participants?

[billbuckhead]

1. Ted Nugent would show up for "dead by gunshot earth"

[tridim]

2. They should call it, "Fuck the Earth".

Because that's what they believe, and that's what they do.

They could count on 5 or 6 freepers showing up with 50 porta-potties. That's about it.

[RufusTFirefly]

3. Oh darn. Lawrence Welk is dead. Never mind. Show canceled. n/t

[Elspeth]

4. Britney Spears, with or without hair

and most certainly without brain.

[MissMarple]

5. Wayne Newton and Sara Evans n/t

[Canuckistanian]

6. Well, let's see

For the headliner maybe Bruce Willis..... no, he's too ideologically confused.

Then there's Ron Silver..... no, wait, he doesn't really qualify as a "celebrity".

But wait! There's ..... <crickets>

Sorry, I got nothing.

[vanboggie]

7. Amway distributors

with security provided by Blackwater.

[ClassWarfare2008]

8. We're already helping the Freeps plan this show over in the Lounge

Check out the amazing roster of right wing "talent" who signed on....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6694753&mesg_id=6694753

[Chipper Chat]

9. Five bucks says this dude would be there:

[ClassWarfare2008]

11. Shit, he's the executive producer!

"Fuck the Earth 2007: a Hugh Moran production"

[dsa]

19. Cardinals fans don't count

They're idiots regardless of political affiliation.

[KG]

10. it would look something like this:

[Rosemary2205]

16. Another view

[Rosemary2205]

12. Toby Keith.

[Bitwit1234]

13. Mostly has=been country stars

or the one who has made millions on his war songs. We see he supports the war but didn't enlist. Good old boy Keith the cowboy.

[MountainLaurel]

14. Lee Greenwood would have to show up

To sing "Proud to be a Murrikkkan" while images of the flag are projected in the background.

[ProgressiveEconomist]

15. Headliner: Bruce Willis in a Blues Brothers outfit

[KG]

17. the crack security team: protecting the porto-pottys from terrorists and liberals

[TheDebbieDee]

18. The "Grim Reaper" would headline.............

And the theme song would be "The Devil went down to Georgia."

[Kip Humphrey]

20. They already have an alternative... The War on Terra

[Individualist]

21. Pat Boone and Bo Derek

:rofl:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

22. Anita Bryant, of course! n/t