White women get all the press

[MichaelHarris]

are we still at war?

Beauty Queens with nudie shots, missing Seattle climbers, lost hiker, missing college student, and a missing white child. White women have it rough in America. They always seem to either pose nude, go missing or crazy. Fox goes with "The Diaper Diaries", Astronaut Lisa Nowak must be a Democrat.

Speaking of Fox, on their website they list under Breaking News, "Man allegedly runs over, kills 12 year old baby sitter". It's not George Bush's brother this time, it's some other guy. For some reason they never reported the time Marvin squished his baby sitter with the family car.

In all honesty though I have to give the "White Woman Coverage Award" to CNN today. A quick look at their Latest News section on the website says it all:

Body found in hunt for missing student

Ex-astronaut: I wanted to meet love rival

Woman sues porn star over name

Sixth Sense' actress expecting a baby

Six-toed Hemingway cats win city support

Why the cat story? I have a six-toed dog and I think they're cool.

Yes, it's tough to be a woman in America today. Keep your breasts covered, and walk with large groups. Better yet, never leave the house. Never ever get caught with diapers in your car, the media will make up all kinds of wacky stories.

On a side note, fourteen more Americans died in Iraq over the weekend bringing the total to 3,606. Now get out there and find those missing white women dammit!!!

Michael Harris