Holy crap.......Vitters wife compared herself to Lorena Bobbit

[Perky]

In 2000, Vitter was included in a Newhouse News Service story about the strain of congressional careers on families.

His wife, Wendy, was asked by the Newhouse News reporter: If her husband was as unfaithful as former President Bill Clinton, would she be as forgiving as Hillary Clinton?

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

“I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage,” she added. “Don’t put fear down.”

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0707/4850.html

[Perky]

1. Sleep well tonight Senator

[wtmusic]

5. ROFL!

and hide the kitchen knives. :scared:

[Hand]

41. OUTSTANDING!!!

:yourock:

[qanda]

43. Sorry, I responded to the wrong post

[qanda]

44. Hilarious!

[malaise]

50. In the spare room with the

door locked and the extra key inside under your pillow :D

[Kali]

2. ...

:rofl:

dig dig dig oh my what holes we dig when we are such hypocrites

[SoCalDem]

3. Well that would explain his voice

Sleep tight, Mr Vitter :)

[oldtime dfl_er]

4. Whoa

so does that mean the deed has been done?

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/3266072

[AlCzervik]

6. better buy a stainless steel cup Senator and sleep with one eye open.

[AZBlue]

7. What's Vitter doing right now?

Running around the house, removing ALL sharp objects and burying them in the neighbor's yard.

[IChing]

15. He is an Aristocrat that joke

is the hole he has dug for himself

OH, JESUS FORGIVE ME, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
the mafia loves the catholic church.

[originalpckelly]

8. In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Wendy grabs a knife...

a ween-a-whack a ween-a-whack heeeeeyy!

[Perky]

11. oh that is bad....I mean realllly bad

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

13. The Senator may be able to hit the high notes in that song pretty soon.

[badgerpup]

38. WHHHHEEEEEE......

:spray::rofl:
Scared my cats...and I'll never be able to listen to that song the same way again...
:spank:

[originalpckelly]

40. I'm sorry I corrupted you and your kitties.

:P

[Botany]

9. Sweet dreams Senator

you might want to sleep fully dressed.

[Wetzelbill]

48. yeah, dressed like a medieval knight

:)

[wtmusic]

10. Apparently fear wasn't such a good motivating factor after all

will Republicans never learn? :shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

12. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

14. It just keeps getting better doesn't it?

Great image too Swamp Rat!

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

20. I'm feelin' da schadenfreude dawlin'!!

[originalpckelly]

25. AHAHAHA!

I'm dying over here. The neighbors must think I being tickle tortured or something. :rofl:

[sandnsea]

16. Okay, now that's funny

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Double T]

17. These are the times to be a fly on the wall...............

just got to watch out for flying objects hitting the wall.

[johnfunk]

18. Now THIS is what I call a HAPPY ENDING... to the beginning.

APJ tonight: "DC is neck-deep in flop sweat tonight, and it's not from the heatwave."

[orleans]

19. that's HYSTERICAL!

oh my god!

you know--it's the hypocrisy that really kills me!

how nice of vitter for not pressing charges against his wife FOR CUTTING HIS DICK OFF!

hell! maybe that can explain the why these republican males in congress are the way they are.

[Perky]

21. This needs to be kicked to the greatest page IMHO

[originalpckelly]

22. Indeed, it does.

I have a feeling this will provide entertainment for anyone who reads it. :rofl:

[whistle]

23. Wendy Vitter is going to make herself crazy if she isn't already nuts

[tandot]

24. Lets just hope she stands by her word

:evilgrin:

[Perky]

26. Now now....that is not nice.

one emascualtion is enough for a US senator. lol

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

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[Bolo Boffin]

28. I do believe that she said this after the adultery and confession.

In other words, once bitten, twice Bobbit.

[karlrschneider]

29. There must be some way to put it on Ebay within guidelines, nu?

I mean, "Hacked off pecker" probably wouldn't work but maybe "Slightly used Republican-producing Apparatus" would get by the listing detector-bot? :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

32. "Vitter Brand Vienna Sausage, one of a kind item"

[ChairmanAgnostic]

52. with the Ragin Cajun flavor you love to bite.

Oh dear me. This is too funny to be real. Mr. Family Values himself?

Question: How the hell did they manage to ask that question of Mrs. Family Vitter BEFORE this disclosure? Were there rumors about his out of wedlock exercise activities?

[Perky]

60. Yeah apparently

Philophator has a seperate thread on that.

But it is a very funny line.

[K8-EEE]

30. HI-LAR-I-OUS!!!!

I love the smell of hypocrites burning....

[Ghost in the Machine]

31. Maybe he has one of these?

Wonder if he wore one of these for his "massage"..



:rofl:

[walldude]

33. Now that is the ultimate comparison of Dem and Repub

A Dems wife seeks counseling or maybe most of the assets in the divorce, the repub wife just hacks it off with a butcher knife... "Live in fear" is the repub motto.

[Infomaniac]

34. Yikes!

“I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage,” she added. “Don’t put fear down.”

I'll have to send some of that duct tape FEMA suggested I buy to save my sorry ass from a chemical attack and a metal cup down to Senator Vitter to save his you-know-what from somebody making terroristic threats against his poor Mister Winkie.

[Warren DeMontague]

35. You know, I'd express concern for the good Senator's private parts, but given that he doesn't give a

shit about the private parts of 150 million American women for whom he has repeatedly voted to deny anything resembling reproductive or contraceptive freedom, I would merely take this moment to suggest to the Senator how much it must suck to have someone else tell you that they, not you, own your body.

[salinen]

36. There's no crime here

the hooker did not have "covert" status.

[Wetzelbill]

51. and the vice president didn't request Vitter be sent to her in

in the first place. He lied about that too.

[CoffeeCat]

37. What a horrible thing for her to say...

Threatening to cut off your husband's penis if he cheats--and by her own admission--using
fear to control her husband--demonstrates that her marriage was doomed from day one.

Oh please...listen to this dragon lady talk about how she scares her husband into being
faithful, as if it's something to brag about.

I love my husband. He loves me. I don't have to keep him faithful, by reminding him that his
sex organs will be lopped off if he cheats on me.

What a bunch of really dysfunctional, inhumane people these Republicans and their families are.

To think that they convinced many Americans that they cornered the "family values" market is a revolting joke.

[lostnfound]

53. Totally agree. nt

[mikeytherat]

55. "Scared him into being faithful." Well, that didn't work. What is Plan B?

So, she threatens to change him from a rooster to a hen, and he still strays into the whore-, er, henhouse? Either he's confident it is an empty threat, or he's got a tungsten-carbide codpiece!

mikey_the_rat

[Beelzebud]

64. If a woman was threatening to chop off my penis, I wouldn't want her near it either. :D

Maybe things would have went better for them without the threats of genital mutiliation. :D

[Beelzebud]

63. I was thinking the same thing.

[flygal]

70. I know two other women who both made similar threats

and both had lengthy seperations from their husbands. One of them we're pretty sure was cheating. Both women were just plain mean.

[CoffeeCat]

71. ...and if I was a guy married to a mean...

...witchy beast who thought she could control me by threatening my penis
with a knife--then I'd be running to the whorehouse as fast as my legs could carry me.
I'd buy a Porsche, just so I could get to the whorehouse really, really fast. I'd spend
most of my spare time in a research lab, trying to turn myself into a human photon--so I
could eventually travel 186,000 miles per second--in hopes of someday getting to the whorehouse at
the speed of light. Then I could go to the whorehouse unlimited times every day--and my mean,
witchy, beast-wife wouldn't see me leave the room. I could zip to the whorehouse, engage
in some lightning-fast boinking and be back home in like 3 seconds. I'd be in-and-out before
she turned the next page of her "Cat Fancy" magazine.

(sorry, sometimes I just go off on a tangent.)

[greenbriar]

39. well hop to it honey

he cheated


lop it off

[OneBlueSky]

42. wonder if she got a free bamboo steamer with that Ginsu knife . . . n/t

.

[qanda]

45. This thread has me laughing out loud

Hilarious!

[Philosoraptor]

46. OUCH!

[Wetzelbill]

47. looks like they are having hot dogs and Slice for dinner

at the Vitter hacienda tonight. :)

[Bluebear]

49. Family values CUTS both ways, Davey-boy. Nighty-night, sleep tight! nt

[Perky]

54. Hey Davey... how did you sleep last night?

[Philosoraptor]

56. And two years later davey's caught with a hooker.

http://www.politicsla.com/columns/Tidmore/2004/March/032604_inside_track.htm

[burythehatchet]

57. So this elderly couple turns left out of the retirement home

and starts driving down the street. A little bit along the way a large objects lands smack in the middle of their windshield - the couple had been driving past the home of Lorena Bobbit and she had just sliced off her husband's penis and thrown it out the window.

The car comes to a screeching halt as the elderly man and woman react with shock. The man turns to his wife and says "Ma, that bug had the biggest dick I've ever seen".

[SpiralHawk]

58. More "Republicon Family Values"

What a bunch of hate-filled deviants the republicons are...despite their massive propaganda campaigns to the contrary.

[progressoid]

59. Yeeeouch!

Too bad she'll change her tune "for the sake of her family"

[lumberjack_jeff]

61. I usually don't appreciate DV jokes, but I'll make an exception for Vitter. n/t

[Javaman]

62. Well now, isn't that a happy marriage. nice to see those values on display. nt

[spanone]

65. What an unbiased question....this shit stinks.

[Jackpine Radical]

66. Do you remember why they were unable to convict Lorena Bobbitt?

They couldn't get the evidence to stand up in court.

[BlooInBloo]

67. That bodes ill for Mr. Vitters.

[Pastiche423]

68. Bailiff! Wack his pee pee!"

[Pastiche423]

69. Bailiff! Wack his pee pee!"

[Proud2BAmurkin]

72. PRICELESS!!

:rofl: