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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:28 PM
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That's going to mess with his head.
Edited on Mon Jul-09-07 10:39 PM by DiktatrW
Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning

(CBS) HIALEAH A man making a trip from Puerto Rico to South Florida to raise money for his religious education remains hospitalized Monday after he was struck down by a bolt of lightning which flew from clear blue sky on Sunday. He was selling religious materials when he was hit.

Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down.

"I heard a boom, and I looked and the guy jumped back, and he just laid there, stiff," said witness Maria Martinez.

Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night.

http://cbs4.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_190140139.html


(God wills it!)


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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:30 PM
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1. Maybe you shouldn't go to seminary...
I mean, just a thought...

:evilgrin:
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:33 PM
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2. Olberman mentioned it on his show tonite
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:35 PM
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3. I wonder what he was thinking when it happened.
What will he do if he hasn't sinned?

What will he do if had sinned?
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:39 PM
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4. I wish him well,
I think I just sinned by joking about it.

Oh well, not my first time.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:05 AM
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8. What was he thinking?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I'm unconscious!!! And on fire!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*thud*...

...ssssssssssssssss...
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-09-07 10:46 PM
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5. Sorry, dude, you picked the wrong god.
Please try again with another god. You'll know you have the right one when the lightning stops.
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:02 AM
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6. this guy seems to be catching a lot of static
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:04 AM
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7. God is one funny bastard. Cruel, but freaking hilarious.
This is God doing "slapstick." Ba doom boom, tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:15 AM
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9. Maybe it was a pre-emptive smiting
Now he has a free act of sin to use.
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