Senator Vitner had a discussion with God.

[Wiregrass Willie]

The conversation was so deep and personal that he refuses to divulge to us what God said. I wonder if any state secrets were involved ? Did he swear God to secrecy or was it vice-versa ?

This guy is more full of sh*t than a trailer park septic tank. And he has a vote on things like global warming, national health care and the Iraq Occupation.

"This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible," Vitter said in the statement. "Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there—with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way."

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8Q9GLFG0&show_article=1

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "GAWD"

"THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF!"

[Wiregrass Willie]

7. Say what they will about Bill Clinton ...

Things never got so bad that he had to go out and buy any.

[and-justice-for-all]

2. Confession and Counseling.....

Yeah, he is real mentally stable.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. mere coincidence that his

confession and counselling occured AFTER she threatened to release the phone numbers, not before.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Nothing to see here God's got it handled.

And another family values republican is back on track.

Oh and by the way, Clinton's Cock! Clinton's Cock! Clinton's Cock!

[Wiregrass Willie]

5. It's not nice to bull sh*t the Lord

Best I can tell, Vitter grabbed the Lord by the lapels, shoved him into a chair and commenced to tell him how things were going to be.

If the Lord actually forgave him, then it wasn't one of His better days. I'm surprised that the Lord let himself be overpowered by a bullshit artist.

BTW, please pardon my misspelling of Vitter's name. I had never heard of this pile before this morning.

[malaise]

6. How does he know he was talking with anyone

other than some imaginary forgiver. He doesn't have to explain anything to his fellow humans because he had a chat with an imaginary power - some guys have all the luck.