The 10 Commandments per Republican standards.....

[Wiccan Warrior]

1)Thou shall not have other gods before me. (Unless you are in charge of running my United states of America then you shall think of the President as a conduit of me. Listen to him for he is my messenger and heed his words as if they were mine.)

2)Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image. (Unless it is a graven image to show support for the wars which are in place in my name so the children of mine that are doing away with terrorists can go to pray and morn those who gave their lives in my name.)

3)Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Unless you're talking about the Constitution of the United States.


-snip"I don't give a goddamn," Bush retorted. "I'm the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way."

"Mr. President," one aide in the meeting said. "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution."

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!"***)



4)Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy. (Unless you run the United States then you can bomb other countries that do not bow to our demands)

5)Honor thy father and thy mother. (Unless you are part of the Bush family then you are smarter then your parents with each generation and their advice is worth nothing.)

6)Thou shall not kill. (Unless you are doing it in my name to take on Terrorists.)

7)Thou shall not commit adultery. (Unless of course you have long hours at the Government offices and need to relieve some stress and know of a good Madam.)

8)Thou shall not steal. (Unless it is for the better of the Corporation and not the people for which you govern. What they don't know won't hurt them, for the time being.)

9)Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Unless you think in your gut that they are up to no good then you can go after them at all costs to shut them up, just in case.)

10)Thou shall not covet. (Unless it's something you really want, like oil that I have given you, and can't live without or it will make you look like a better man and you get your way.)





Wow and to think that is what God meant? go figure.....:shrug:

[doni_georgia]

1. k&r

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