Actual front page headline: "O'Reilly snared in lesbian scandal"

[Newsjock]

From today's Tampa Bay times:


The downpage text:
"The Fox News commentator has been spreading a real doozy of a yarn about marauding lesbian gangs. It's about as fair and balanced as this headline."

[NMDemDist2]

1. ROFL!! that is *so* K&N!!!! n/t

[SpiralHawk]

2. Does this republicon scandal also involve kinky sex with sponges?

I mean, we know O'Reilly is into kinky sex with felafel, but we need more facts.

Let's get Ken Starr on the case...

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Oh, he WISHES!

:rofl:

[radfringe]

4. DAMN! I knew I forgot to go maurauding today.... n/t

[BlueJazz]

6. Look...You've been warned before...Damnit!......

Sunday: Indoctrinating little Girls.
Monday: Practice hating all Men.
Tuesday: Marauding.

Don't let this happen again.....

[karlrschneider]

8. Hey, there are still 6 or 7 hours of Tuesday left!

Get Busy!!!11!1!

Maurade. NOW.

:rofl: :silly:\

[Chovexani]

21. Maybe we should start a gang

The Official DU Lesbian Marauders. We could even be like the Marauders in Harry Potter.

"I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good!" :D

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. I think they should use the verb "falafeled."

[progressoid]

7. Eww, eww, eww. I got the wrong visual in my head.,

:puke:

[K8-EEE]

9. HILARIOUS Freeper quote: "anything with alliteration..."

There are actually more than 300 lesbian gangs in the DC area. They have names like Daffodil Dolls, Precious Pretties, basically anything with alliteration. They roam the streets in black leather jackets and slicked back hair twirling bicycle chains with cigarettes dangling out of the corner of their mouths.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1862717/posts?q=1&;page=1

[K8-EEE]

10. Hold on.....an actual COOL AND CLUED IN FREEPER!!

FROM THE SAME THREAD....

"Our next-door neighbors are lesbians. We have been invited to numerous events there, including Christmas day, Thanksgiving, Halloween and on and on. We have met many of their friends, and I have yet to witness anything but the very best behaviour.

Regardless of what I think of the issue of homosexuality, they have been very good friends to us. We feel fortunate that they are our neighbors."



Yay!! You know what, the old going-to-the-gay-hate/fear thing is going to work less and less, even with them! The more people who are open about being gay, the more other people can see that they are, in fact: JUST PEOPLE!

:toast:

[Toasterlad]

18. It's True. Nobody Does Holidays Like Lesbians.

[crappyjazz]

19. My neighbour

"I don't have a problem with you both being lesbians, as long as you don't try to hit on me or my daughter"

:puke:

[Donnachaidh]

15. And I'll bet it was Officer Krumpke that filed the report on then too.

Wonder if any of them can sing? :eyes:

[Jade Fox]

17. LOL!! I was just thinking....

that this sounds like a musical, or it should be. Don't waste that swinging bicycle chains image!!

[K8-EEE]

20. Krump you!

LOL!!!!! OFFICER KRUMPKE! OMG this thread is so cracking me up....good one...

[Canuckistanian]

11. Does he own a pink Glock?

Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

[babsbunny]

12. Send to Keith Olbermann!

This is great!

[Berry Cool]

13. Keith knows the basic story

but he'd love that headline.

[eppur_se_muova]

14. So unfair...why couldn't a lesbian scandal ensnare someone who could really ENJOY it? nt

[zbdent]

16. Wait ... so O'Reilly's a lesbian?

Who's his partner? Certainly not Mannthrax ...

[Pacifist Patriot]

22. Damn it's not fair! Will any of these maurauding gangs let in an honorary lesbian?

I want in on the fun.