Al Qaeda is coming! (Or they may be here already...)

[americanstranger]

Senior U.S. intelligence officials tell ABC News new intelligence suggests a small al Qaeda cell is on its way to the United States, or may already be here.

The White House has convened an urgent multi-agency meeting for Thursday afternoon to deal with the new threat.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/07/al-qaeda-cell-i.html

That's right, kids - we're fightin' 'em over there so we don't have to....' oh, wait....

(And notice how this is such a grave threat to the nation, they've scheduled a big emergency meeting for the day after tomorrow. Sheesh.)

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[Buzz Clik]

1. McVey -- al Qaeda. Ted Bundy -- al Qaeda. Unabomber -- al Qaeda.

The asshat at USPS who stole the $50 out of the envelope -- al Qaeda.
Potholes in the parking lot -- al Qaeda.

They're here. Be afraid.

[undeterred]

2. You beat me to posting it!

Its about time they got here. We've been in such a slump lately.

[MadMaddie]

3. Chertov said he had a gut feeling something was going to happen

on US soil....a gut feeling....the highest position in DHS doesn't provide facts but a gut feeling....

These guys are setting up America....

[aquart]

5. Because with all that email reading he still doesn't know a thing?

Gosh golly. Maybe he should have hired some gay Arabic translators.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Run away. Run away.

Buy duct tape and plastic sheeting.
We're all gonna die.

[Fleshdancer]

6. And yet they don't feel the need to raise the threat level

http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/programs/Copy_of_press_release_0046.shtm

How am I suppose to know when to wrap myself in saran wrap and stock up on tuna and powdered milk if the security threat is still on Big Bird?

:eyes:

[aquart]

7. Did they mention Bush's record low approval?

And the record low approval for the war?

And how these alerts always seem to accompany bad news for Bush?

I didn't think so.

[Bitwit1234]

8. So all the procautions

at the ports, the borders, the planes, the boats Xrays, visa, National ID's aren't helping...the terrorist are coming and going to get in any way. So fellow Americans what the hell has Homeland Security been doing.

Oh and by the way, terror terror terror again and again because bush has received subponeas, the DOJ is run by a bunch of crooks so terror terror terror...guess that covers it right.