You may be a Neo-Con IF

[mistertrickster]

you stare at the sun until you go blind and then call it "night."

Iraqi newspapers denouncing the American invasion are evidence of "freedom."

you think that God blesses a country by giving it bigger bombs.

your Rolls breaks down and you ask the driver to run back and fetch the Bentley.

you sing Woody Gutherie's song as, "This land is my land, this land is my land . . . "


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[Edweird]

you take time to discuss family values with your call girl.

[mistertrickster]

2. Good one.

[mistertrickster]

3. you could never figure out why people laughed at Archie Bunker.

[mistertrickster]

4. you think Juan Williams is awfully uppity for a chauffeur.

[Snarkoleptic]

1. Nobody living can ever stop me

As I go walking my freedom highway
Nobody living can make me turn back
This land is made for me and me.

[Name removed]

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[Breeze54]

6. Your user name is "I'm for Clark!" or "Son of Clark"...

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

7. The motto on your family crest states: "Give me that or I'm going over THERE!"

How can you be in two places at once if you're not anywhere at all?

Papoon For President

He's not insane