Will Wendy Vitter still (hypothetically) do a Bobbitt on her husband?

[tetedur]

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/8408232.html

"In a 2000 interview with Newhouse News Service, Wendy Vitter was asked hypothetically whether she could remain committed to an unfaithful husband like Livingston’s wife, Bonnie, or Hillary Clinton, whose husband, President Clinton, was forced in 1998 to acknowledge an affair with an intern.

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter, a former prosecutor, said. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

Bobbitt cut off her husband’s penis after an argument in 1993."

Or maybe she just was talking big and bad.

[eleny]

1. She'll be standing by her man any minute

[Clark2008]

15. Just like Hillary?

:shrug:

[BOSSHOG]

2. Wow, I'm thinking of Jack Nicholson's wife Wendy in the Shining

Oh Wendy, Oh Wendy!!! She did a great job of carrying that big butcher knife.

[Double T]

3. vitter is another family values rethug hypocrite.............

usually the more self righteous, the more hypocritically guilty.

[tanyev]

4. Now's your chance, Wendy. You go, girl.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. These two drunks were driving home the night Lorena Bobbed it

and threw her husband's tool out the car window, while she was driving down the same highway the drunks were driving home on. The misguided muscle came flying out of Lorena's car window, right when the two cars were passing each other. The tool hit right dead center of the drunk's windshield and shocked and amazed the hell out of the two drunks. The one driving shouted, "My gawd what kind of huge assed damned bug was that?" The other drunk said, "Damn I don't know what kind of bug it was, but did you see the size of the d??? on it?"

[bigwillq]

6. HA! I thought I read that.

I thought I heard his wife say something to that extent at one point.

[Tesha]

7. How do you know she hasn't?

Unless he runs for Pope, how will you ever know?

Tesha

[DFW]

8. The "one thing"

....was a typical insincere Republican-style tearful apology.
And she probably did walk away with it. She's a Republican, too.
Don't tell me anyone expected her to say she would do something,
and then do it???? Come on, people!!! You aren't looking to buy
some Louisiana swampland from them, too, are you?

[Captain Hilts]

9. Please define 'it' in your statement. nt

[DFW]

11. the "it" was:

"a typical insincere Republican-style tearful apology."

I'm still waiting to hear of her walking off with something
that would make her Lorena Bobbit's soul sister. Presumably
the headlines would be greater, along with our howls of mirth
and a few statements of guarded optimism from Vitter's urologist.

[Captain Hilts]

13. Oh, I was thinking of that other 'it'. Damn. nt

[Virginia Dare]

10. If she does, I hope she sells tickets...n/t

[Maddy McCall]

12. Kick.

"Stand by your maaaaan."

[Snotcicles]

14. Hillary Clinton should call her and console her. nt

[AlCzervik]

16. Wendy Vitter has said some shitty things about democrats, scuse me while i

can't work up much sympathy for her.

[Oilwellian]

17. This was discussed over dinner tonight

I laughingly asked my husband if he thought maybe Vitter is now sleeping with one eye open. :D