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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:46 AM
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Pastor arrested at airport with device that delivers 12 volts of Jesus into unsuspecting worshippers
Edited on Wed Jul-11-07 08:57 AM by IanDB1


It’s as strange as it’s true. A man of God of Ghaniain extraction was arrested and interrogated at Entebbe Airport after he attempted to clear a machine which, police say, he has been using to deliver electric current on unsuspecting worshippers during church service.

“Pastor” Obiri Konjo Yeboah on July 5 failed to convince Aviation Police officers why he needed this machine to do God’s work. He is now facing serious charges including fraud and false pretence,” Police Spokesman Asan Kasingye told Sunday Monitor yesterday.

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“When {he} touches his flock, they fall down he is using super natural powers,” Mr Asan Kasingye said. The machine is placed on any part of the body and gives a pleasant electric shock to whoever touches you.

The waterproof electric machine is activated within 10 seconds and can emit sparks of static electricity between the user’s fingers while in darkness. The Yigal Mesika Company in Los angels America manufactures the machine known for freaking people’s minds.

More:
http://onanite.blogspot.com/2007/07/pastor-arrested-with-miracle-machine.html


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"Many of Yigal's Products are incredibly innovative, clever and a must for those who want to create miracles anywhere at anytime." -Criss Angel MINDFREAK

The next big thing from the creative mind of Yigal Mesika and Zeev Fleischman!

"everything you touch will turn to excitement"

"a breakthrough in magic and mentalism that will take your effects to the next level"

*Have a volunteer touch any part of your body, and watch them receive a pleasant electric static shock that will amaze them!

*With a touch of your finger, make a fluorescent light bulb glow on and off under your command!

*Charge a spoon, keys or coins and watch as it shocks a volunteer! They will believe you have supernatural powers!

*You can also have a telekinesis effect by making confetti jump up and down on a table!

*You can transfer the electric static shock to your audience with free hands! No jacket, shirt, or any jewelry!

The pleasant static shock from Electric Touch will make audiences excited and they will remember you for the rest of their lives. Perform it anywhere on a moment's notice.

A mind-blowing masterpiece and a mentalist's dream, this effect bridges the mental and the physical.

*Imagine while using your "powers" of your mind, you ask someone to think of a number or pick a card. You then hold your finger up and ask your volunteer to think of that number or card and transfer that thought to you simply by touching your finger. When your fingers touch, you give them an electric static shock, and to their breathtaking surprise, the thought seems to travel from their mind to yours to deliver an unbelievable presentation that will blow them away!

More:
http://www.yigalmesika.com/electric%20touch.htm


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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:52 AM
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1. Hallelujah!...I have seen the Light....ning. The Holy Power works in...
....mysterious ways.
(Please place an "Offering" in my Wallet...ah...collection plate)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:53 AM
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2. Please consider cross posting this one in the Skeptic's Forum
Everybody there just loves this stuff.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:06 AM
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:41 AM
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:55 AM
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3. High tech magic for the world's oldest profession.
Religion came first, hookers second.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:56 AM
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4. I'm not worried, until they start carrying flamethrowers.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:00 AM
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5. my god! n/t
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:01 AM
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6. Wow!!
Shocking conversions -:rofl: :rofl:
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:04 AM
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7. Wow, fake Shaktipat. Sadly, DU'ers will now claim ALL such experiences are bogus.
sigh.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:42 AM
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18. Now?
You know people that can deliver electric shocks without these tricks?

--IMM
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:45 AM
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27. Sure! Just rub your feet on the carpet. n/t
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 12:09 PM
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30. That doesn't work in south Florida...
I think we're under a dome of holiness or something...:shrug:

--IMM
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SayWhatYo Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:27 AM
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26. They're not???
*I'm not being facetious.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:02 PM
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32. Wikipedia has an entry on Shaktipat. If you're interested go give it a look-see :-)
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:04 AM
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8. Who will be the first to test this as a "marital aid"?
We will need a report, with pix natch.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:10 AM
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11. Electricity gets the juices flowing. For example,
Ram Ejaculator
A smooth probe that is inserted in the rectum of the ram. Pressing the button produces a low-voltage impulse that causes the ram to ejaculate. Semen is then collected in a sterile container for later examination by a veterinarian for the quantity of live and active sperm. Enables rams to be checked for sperm quality before a breeding season--thus avoiding costly mistakes.

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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:28 AM
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14. Does it come with candles and a nice merlot?
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:40 AM
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16. Whatever turns ewe on. n/t
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:21 AM
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25. Ooh! That was ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!
:D
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:29 AM
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15. well, my first thought was "I want one!"
if I get one, I will report in.

:)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:49 AM
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28. You're way, WAY late for THAT...
Edited on Wed Jul-11-07 11:51 AM by IanDB1
Dear Dom: It's Shocking!
by Baadmaster and Naia
Published 2002-02-16

Dear Mistress Naia: I am interested in exploring electrical play. Any ideas on the best ways to use a TENS unit or Violet Wand? Is there a safe way to use them on the breasts?

I’m so glad you brought this up! I just used a Tens Unit on my slave last night, and am dying to tell you all about it. Close your eyes and picture a completely helpless subbie, strapped down and blindfolded, moaning and shaking with excitement and a big, mean Dom with a package of new batteries and a pile of stainless steel attachments...

<snip>

The Violet Wand can conduct electricity through other mediums. The Wand can add its magic to common items such as The Wartenberg Pinwheel. This small wheel -- used by doctors to check for nerve damage -- when hooked up to the Wand creates a spark pattern everywhere it is wheeled. It is dazzling to the eye and the sensations are intense. A recent addition to the Violet Wand accessory list is a stainless steel handled flogger with heavy metallized Mylar tails. Flogging has never been so...electric!

Although the Violet Wand uses miniscule amperage, it still is an electrical unit. And as such, one should avoid the heart area. And NEVER use the violet wand - or a Tens Unit - on anyone with a pacemaker or an erratic heartbeat. And don’t forget to remove contact lenses and glasses so that the charge does not arc to them if you will be using the Violet Wand near the face. Go to http://home.earthlink.net/~violetwanda/safe.html for a list of safety precautions.

More:
http://bondage.com/id/13/which/158/show_column.html


See also:

Violet wand
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_wand

Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcutaneous_Electrical_Nerve_Stimulator
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:07 AM
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10. I've heard of Joy Buzzers...
...is this a Rapture Buzzer?
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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:10 AM
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12. What a bunch of freaks...
Gotta love the "men of god..." Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Jim Bakker, Catholic Priest Pedophiles, this idiot, and the list goes on
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:14 AM
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13. do you see the light??


:rofl:
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:46 AM
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19. Interesting source
Combine prejudice and anonymity and watch the bile flow.

This phony pastor and that nasty blogger can both go volunteer for a Mars mission.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:57 AM
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23. Source is a Ugandan newspaper
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:02 AM
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24. The cited source, the link, as in, where the OP got it from
I suppose I should never underestimate the need for literalness here, lest I have an infinite regress of causation thrown in my face.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:54 AM
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29. Relax! I don't think this will hurt the man's career. It didn't hurt Peter Popoff
God's Frequency is 39.17 Mhz.
The Investigation Of Peter Popoff
Science and the Paranormal magazine, 1987
See actual video of Popoff in the act of fraud!
Get the Real Player FREE

Why is this fraud still on TV????
Why do many Pentecostals think he is saved and that the Holy Spirit is performing miracles through him?

The incredible story From Science and the Paranormal magazine, 1987 ...

More:
http://www.bible.ca/tongues-popoff-39-17Mhz.htm

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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:53 AM
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20. The Tazer of Christ!!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:55 AM
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21. 12 volts of jesus
my new band name
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 09:55 AM
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22. Tasers for Jesus!
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 12:40 PM
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31. WWJT?
Who would Jesus taser?
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