Like I don't have enough to worry about

[MichaelHarris]

Not only do I have to worry when I walk near middle eastern doctors because they might explode now I have to worry about pizza delivery guys, Exclusive: Pizza Bomb Victim Was Part of the Plot http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3363655&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

And now I see this, "Michael Chertoff had told the Chicago Tribune's editorial board his "gut feeling" was that the United States faced an increased risk of attack this summer."

http://today.reuters.com/news/articleinvesting.aspx?type=bondsNews&storyID=2007-07-11T142318Z_01_N11392127_RTRIDST_0_USA-SECURITY-THREAT.XML

While the White house says this, "The Bush administration said on Wednesday there was no specific, credible terrorism threat against the United States and denied that an emergency meeting had been called."

I'm so confused. Should I buy more insurance? Maybe I'm under covered. I've been asking the pizza guy to sit the box at the door and take 20 steps backwards but I'm not sure that's enough. What's a safe distance for an exploding pizza guy?

I was at the hospital today and a dark-skinned doctor walked by where I was sitting, luckily there was a oak table near that I was able to dive under. Oak's pretty strong, I trust oak. Subway delivers, I don't think they explode yet. Cold cut combo sounds good.

Michael Harris, who may be watching way too much Fox News.

[EFerrari]

1. Holy cR@P! I got a pizza delivery last night!

That's it! No more anchovies for this American!

[MichaelHarris]

2. you think

they will let us buy those SWAT shields so we can order pizza safely?

[EFerrari]

4. I'm thinking if we take delivery, we can be classified as enemy combatants.

:rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

6. hahahahaha

Subway's safe, for now.

[EFerrari]

8. And THAT, my friend, is how they suck us into a militarized dinner!

NO SANDWICHES FOR OIL!!11

LOL

[PA Democrat]

3. I plan to make my doctor and pizza delivery guy remove their shoes

before approaching me. Oh, and I'll buy more duct tape!

[EFerrari]

5. If good Americans just duct taped their feet, that would save so much time.

[MichaelHarris]

7. If the whole world

just went nude it would be a much safer place. I would have to get in a little better shape though, right now I look like Sasquatch and the Pillsbury Doughboy's love child.

[EFerrari]

9. Two good American names. lol

[MichaelHarris]

10. Don't want to freak you out

but think Pillsbury Doughboy with back hair.

[EFerrari]

11. If it's not explosive, that would be a plus.

:)