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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:10 PM
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How do you clean an Augean Stable?
A big shovel and you scoop up ALL the shit and straw and throw it ALL out. Throw it ALL out. Start over with fresh straw.

You do not SAVE any straw that might be good, just because it does not have any shit on it.

You throw it all out.

Fresh Straw.

The problem with all these f'ing Augean Stable analogies is that the current shit covered straw pieces are trying to figure out a way to pick out the good pieces of Straw that are left in the stable and shake off enough of the shit covering themselves to get a PASS and stay in the stable.

This is just the opinion of someone who actually has cleaned stables.

Peace.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:11 PM
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1. Hercules diverted a river through the stables.
Washed all that crap right out.
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:13 PM
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2. Didn't Hercules divert a river or something . . .
. . . through the stables to clean 'em out?

I'm not sure if that's protoBiblical (preantediluvian, even) or simply bad environmental policy à la the Corps of Engineers.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:17 PM
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4. You're correct.
But who's gonna divert the Potomac ?
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:20 PM
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6. The people are the river.
Or shovel.

Peace.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:15 PM
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3. Problem is, some people want to start off by throwing out the shovel. nt
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:19 PM
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5. Might be true...not for me though, I see that...
The people are the shovel.

We the people.

Peace.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:22 PM
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8. No, we are the ones who wield the shovel. nt
Edited on Wed Jul-11-07 02:22 PM by jobycom
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:29 PM
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9. So you are not one of the people? nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:32 PM
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11. Yes. We the people are the ones who wield the shovel.
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:33 PM
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12. Thanks for the clarification.
Peace.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:21 PM
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7. I have an easier and less work intensive way of doing it
Just get used to shit filled stables.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:32 PM
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10. I have a problem with stables
filled with shit.

Innocent horses die.

Peace
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:43 PM
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13. Well get rid of the horses too
Let them run around wild and free, because as the song goes, let them run around wild and free.

Bryant
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:52 PM
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14. Funny!
Edited on Wed Jul-11-07 02:52 PM by saddlesore
I guess analogies only go so far...

Peace.
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