DiaperGate. A republicon inevitablity? Discuss

[SpiralHawk]

I postulate that only the deranged republicon obsession with controlling other people, while pretending to repress themselves, could have led to the BIG STINK of the unfolding perversion of the republicon DiaperGate Scandal.

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Republicon Senator Vitter of Louisiana, celebrated hero of the Christian Coalition, was unavailable to pose for a picture to illustrate the inevitable and typical republicon sexual deviancy epitomized by DiaperGate: Wearing infantile diapers while youboink expensive hookers.

However, republicon war hero, Commander AWOL Bush, has gamely volunteered to pose wearing a chic wrap of the Hot New Fashion Craze of Summer 2007:
Designer Diapers for Deserters:

[SpiralHawk]

1. Diapergate drops to the bottom

Guess there are no crack investigators on this.

Will have to pull Diapergate up by my own bootstraps, so speak, as any good republicon would insist.

[Richard Steele]

2. Vitter's already working on ads for his next campaign...

[SpiralHawk]

3. "Snarf - incontinently amusing." - Commander AWOL

"Smirk, smirk, smirk." - Commander AWOL

[ProgressiveEconomist]

4. If Letterman and Leno take this on, IMO Vitter eventually will have to resign

Republicans can stonewall against many things, but not weeks of being the butt of mass media jokes.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Why does George Smirk and Dick Snarl?

Diaper Rash?

[Richard Steele]

6. Depends.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Money can't buy love, but it can buy something so damned close

you can't tell the difference!

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Comes in Sleazy, Medium Sleazy and Extra Sleazy for those extra heavy days on those extra heavy dates...

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[AlCzervik]

8. what the f*ck? Vitter likes to wear diapers? Someone has mommy issues.