I'm Laughing My Ass Off at All the GOP's News Today

[David Zephyr]

GOP presidential candidate, Sam Brownback in an appeal to the rightwing base of the GOP, announces he'll campaign (publicly) with Teri Schiavo's brother. :rofl:


John McCain fights back for the neanderthal right's vote by throwing a temper tantrum against "gay sweaters". "I may be wrong on Iraq and unpopular on Immigration, but I'm strongly against gay attire!" :rofl:


David Vitter, Louisiana GOP Senator and "family values" proponent, confesses a "serious sin" of adultery with a prostitute (only after he's exposed nationally). Vitter's home page still has him proudly supporting the "Marriage Protection Amendment". :rofl:


GOP Florida State Representative, Robert "Bob" Allen, is busted trying to have oral sex with another man in a public bathroom. :rofl:


Who needs comedy when the National Association of Neanderthals are around to entertain us. I might step outside and light up a cigar.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dogmudgeon]

1. That's just not fair

The Neanderthals don't deserve to be grouped in the same class with these thugs.

Harrumpf!

:P

--p!

[IDemo]

2. Avoiding GOP-like behavior: so easy a caveman can do it

[InsultComicDog]

39. lol

[muntrv]

3. I demand that you apologize to the neanderthals.

[TomInTib]

4. My favorite part was Allen offering to pay the cop to blow him.

I wonder how dinner went around the Allen table tonight.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Hmmmm....... I hope they left the sharp utensils in the

drawers where they can't do any surgery.

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Geico - so easy, a Republican can do it

I can see McCain in those commercials.

[David Zephyr]

9. LOL.

What a wonderful day!

[malaise]

6. Don't forget that Sarah Taylor

gave Bush and Rove such a scare that they've banned Harriet. Now she's in bigger trouble. I hope they arrest her. That would be a perfect week.
Imagine a woman nominated for a Supreme Court Justice post violating the law.

A great week so far. :D

[Ilsa]

19. I missed all the chatter about her.

Did she let something slip?

[malaise]

22. Well she selectively used Executive Privilege

and Dems weren't afraid to tell her so Rove and Bush must be nervous. Even Specter said it would have been better if she stayed away. She's up S creek without a paddle.

[Ilsa]

25. Oh, how could I forget? Didn't she try to pull some shit about

swearing an oath to Chucklenuts, and Leahy read her the riot act about she chould only swear an oath to protect the Constitution? I missed it, but my better half told me about it several hours ago. (long term loss of short term memory)

[MiniMe]

35. She took an oath to be loyal to Bush instead of to uphold the Constituion

And Leahy called her on it

[Swamp Rat]

7. LOL!

:rofl: I'll join you. :smoke:

[Ilsa]

23. Hey Swamp Rat, have you put Vitter in a diaper yet? Please,

do one! Post it on the Malloy thread!

Love ya, man! :toast: :thumbsup: :loveya: :yourock:

[frogcycle]

32. what is the diaper thing?

[alstephenson]

38. Bwahaha! Hilarious, Swamp Rat!

[libodem]

10. It's the grand scale of the hypocrisy that makes

this a laughing matter. It's the smug disdain with which they hold Democrats in contempt. I'm sick and tired of fucks like Ann Coulter and David Limbaugh writing books about subjects of which they know nothing. They should write about Republicans. Heck you could take either of their filthy rags and substitute Republican for Democrat and have the actual truth. That's how they seem to do it. Slander everyone else with lies that pertain to their own behavior. I'm kinda disgusted with these twisted perverts. I don't know it I think they are funny, yet. Get back to me on that one.

[David Zephyr]

12. Don't forget Gamblin' Bill Bennett, "The Czar of Virtues"

:rofl:

[Ilsa]

18. I saw the last minute of Coultergeist on FOX Noise about Vitter:

HE's such a good Republican and good senator!

Hey Ann, he didn't let a "Oh fuck!" fly in front of the microphone. He let a fuck fly into a house of prostitution after claiming everyone else is responsible for the demise of marriage.

[libodem]

24. Gad, how they defend each other

in the face of the worst wrongs. Never admit anything. Just lie, lie, lie and when they can't lie hard and long enough they get someone else like Ann to do it for them. Party of liars.

[durtee librul]

28. Ya know,.....I bet he could have gotten Ann to give him a bj...nt

[Maraya1969]

37. When she says "He's such a good Republican" she means

"He's mastered the art of hypocrisy"

[AlCzervik]

11. good christ almighty, some big ass chickens are coming home to roost.

[Ilsa]

13. I wonder if Schiavo's brother's brain looks anything like hers did

at the end?

The news of Vitter and Bob Allen got my husband laughing so hard his diaper fell off.

MAybe we should send McCain the entire Village People wardrobe, sailor suits and all, to see if he comes out against disco.

[David Zephyr]

17. "The Village People wardobe" to McCain.

:rofl:

[TransitJohn]

14. Why must you disparage these guys?

They've already got enough problems. :sarcasm:

[Ilsa]

27. LOL. I didn't know what to expect! nt

[liberaldemocrat7]

34. The Geico cavemen looks like some college student who went to my University 37 years ago.

SUNY Stony Brook

[dsc]

15. What is the gay sweater thing?

I hadn't heard that one.

[Sparkly]

21. Here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1304585&mesg_id=1304585

Presents a new hilarious phrase, I think from thinkprogress: "perceived homosexual outerwear." :rofl: ("Don we now our perceived homosexual outerwear...")

[EFerrari]

16. The GOP -- the gift that keeps on giving to comedy writers!

lol

[RedEarth]

20. Might need to add this guy too....... NY Councilman Dennis Gallagher(R) eyed in sexual assault

via new DU poster.... girl_interrupted ...at this thread..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2913326&mesg_id=2913648

Queens pol is eyed in sexual assault

Cop raid hunts blood, women's items

BY CHRISTINA BOYLE, ERNIE NASPRETTO and FRANK LOMBARDI
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Wednesday, July 11th 2007, 4:00 AM

Police raided the office of Queens Councilman Dennis Gallagher looking for evidence that he sexually assaulted a woman, authorities said yesterday.

Gallagher, 43, who is married with two teenage sons, is accused - but not formally charged - of assaulting a woman Sunday night in his Middle Village office at 78-25 Metropolitan Ave.

The Monday search included checking for "blood and women's articles" and going through the Republican lawmaker's garbage, two sources said.

A family friend and another acquaintance indicated there had been some marital strife between Gallagher and his wife, Donna.

In his Council résumé, Gallagher depicts himself as a religious, civic-minded, patriotic Republican.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/07/11/2007-07-11_queens_pol_is_eyed_in_sexual_assault.html

[Hubert Flottz]

26. GOP Higher Ups, caught trying to award huge no bid contract

http://www.tideedidee.com/

[spanone]

29. K&R fuggin' A

[K8-EEE]

30. It's been an excellent day for Values Voters!

Gotta love it, LOL....now if only I could get some kind of confirmation on the DIAPER thing with VITTER & THE HOOKER!! That will make my day.

[mzmolly]

31. Well, when ya put it THAT way...

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

33. This week has made 25 years of political wonkishness worthwhile.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

36. Have pity on the Admins...

How are they supposed to pick JUST ten Conservative Idiots next week? (Decisions, decisions...)