Caption this enjoyer of water sports and public bathrooms

[AlCzervik]

Rep. Bob Allen (R) Fla.

[rusty charly]

1. EEWWWWWWWW!

[Mojambo]

2. "It is TOO my real hair!" n/t

[C_U_L8R]

3. What is it with Republicans and Leaks

[AlCzervik]

5. they should all be wearing better diapers.

[razors edge]

4. "I'll do my patriotic duty..

right in the room where others do their dooty."

[muntrv]

6. This microphone looks like a fallice.

[AlCzervik]

8. hmmm, i wonder if he asked it for $20?

[helderheid]

16. No no, he OFFERED it $20. :) Looks like the mic may have accepted!

[patrice]

14. phallus

[Jed Dilligan]

7. Y'know, he looks a lot like the gangster on

the Sopranos who turned out to be in the closet.

[RPM]

9. Watersports? - You mean he likes waterskiin, kayaking, and canoeing?

or something else, perhaps?

[AlCzervik]

13. on his web site he claims he's Protestant and he enjoys "Water sports"

now you make what you will out of that.

[RPM]

20. he protests being peed upon?

???

[AlCzervik]

21. well sure i can see how you got there, why not?

[matt819]

10. How's this?

The little lady pisses on me, and the man in the picture pisses on the country.

[whathappened]

11. i did'nt

no that that man had a swinging dick , i could of swore i was in the ladys room

[originalpckelly]

12. "So I raised my hand and took him by the..."

[clydefrand]

15. Another bad repug Allen bites the dust and

I...did...not...solicit...sex...from that undercover agent.

[peekaloo]

17. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but for twenty bucks I'd blow ya.

[AlCzervik]

18. ***snort***

[Blue_In_AK]

19. At least Alaska's criminal Republican legislators

go in for old-fashioned bribery, graft and money laundering. This Florida dude is just pathetic.

[Fenris]

22. "And now, the end is near..."

And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life thats full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!