Best JMM post ever?! The McCain/Giuliani prostitution race

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Is Rudy Losing his Touch?
As I mentioned earlier today, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani has a special talent for appointing people to key positions just before they are exposed in career-ending personal transgressions or major acts of criminal conduct, or both.

But don't count John McCain out of this race.

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In this case, McCain's campaign is going beyond having a prominent supporter solicit prostitutes to actually having one who appears to be a prostitute, if perhaps only on a freelance basis.

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/015286.php

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1. dwelling on this and still cracking up

How do you top it as a compassionate-conservative family-values law-and-order give-me-more-hyphens candidate?

Wife swapping sex ring? Bestiality especially ala Clerks 2 (i.e. donkey or other barnyard wrongness)? Midget porn? Animal sacrifice to unusual gods or godesses? I mean it's a scary list to even contemplate since you know some freakin' Giuliani or McCain regional boss (the ball is in Giuliani's court, and I feel somehow dirty just typing that) is about to get busted doing some incredibly freaky unholy shit. Inevitable and I can't wait.

Holier than thou ends up meaning more fucked up than thou so many times eh?