If you had to lay odds on the next Republican hypocrite sex scandal....

[Bicoastal]

...WHO and WHAT would it be?

Joe Lieberman living up to the literal German translation of his name?

Sam getting a little Brownback from an intern?

Dick Cheney unloading his gun a little too early and hitting his friend in the face?

I think you get the idea...

[Maddy McCall]

1. You know who I'd LOVE for it to be? Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

I've loathed that witch since the early nineties.

:grr:

[blondeatlast]

14. She's so prissy--that would be interesting. nt

[AlCzervik]

2. Jean Scmidt getting caught with a farm animal.

[AlCzervik]

3. one more, that nut Michelle Bachman? getting caught with someone she wasn't married to.

like a rw preacher, that ould be excellent.

[mmonk]

4. Oh poor thing (farm animal).

[AlCzervik]

5. i know, sorry, it pained me post it.

[markk]

6. Rick Santorum

spreading Santorum all over his own face.

[Corgigal]

7. Lindsey Graham

I'm tired of his asexual ass. I need a hooker to tell us how big of a freak he is. SC will disown him and one crappy senator gone. A gal can dream.

[Mabus]

8. Chris Matthews and the pink sheet rooms at The Mayflower

Courtesy of The Daily Howler (from earlier this year: http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh013007.shtml)

MATTHEWS SCANS THE LOBBY: To help you grasp the soul of your “press corps,” let’s return to the charity event we glancingly described in October 2005. (See THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/24/05. Scroll down to “Culture Corner.”) The emcee that night was Kathleen Matthews, then of Washington’s Channel 7. On the way out of the Mayflower Hotel, we saw her husband, TV talker Chris Matthews, chatting with DC journo Mark Plotkin. We don’t know Plotkin, but we know Chris a tad. So we decided to stop for a chat rather than walking on by.

“Tough crowd tonight,” we thoughtfully said. Chris then offered us a look at the odd soul of the Washington press corps. His eyes stared past ours, scanning the Mayflower’s block-long lobby in a classic thousand-yard stare. “I just saw the most incredible prostitute,” he weirdly said. (Instead of “prostitute,” he may have said “hooker.”)

To Plotkin’s credit—again, we don’t know him—he seemed to be just as surprised as we were by Chris’ oddball comment. But Chris wasn’t through with his weird discussion; his eyes continued to scan the long hall as he said something like, “Yeah, you have to ask for the ‘pink sheet’ rooms when you check in.” (Not an exact quote.) At no point did Plotkin seem to think that this was a recognizable topic. For ourselves, we’d have to say it was the strangest thing any man has ever said to us. No, it simply isn’t our experience that men make such weird comments to other men—much less, to men whom they barely know. Men like Matthews apparently think that this is standard male discussion. (We googled and Nexised “pink sheet” the next day. We found no usage which conformed to what Chris had said.)

[Maddy McCall]

9. Chip Pickering.

That's another one I'd love to see get nailed.

[blondeatlast]

13. For the headline possibilities alone! nt

[TwilightGardener]

10. Santorum--come on, it's too obvious--that "man on dog" thing

was obviously lurking in his mind a while before he vocalized it.

[nevergiveup]

11. I have always suspected

some hanky panky between Lindsey Graham and John McCain. They are two peas in a pod. Have they ever traveled together to Iraq? Throw in Joe Lieberman and we have a nice triad. The images are horribly disgusting, but the press buzz would be priceless.

[Snarkoleptic]

12. Lay odds on the odd lays?

[begin_within]

15. Some guy finally comes forward with a juicy tale about Arnold Schwarzenegger's past

[lpbk2713]

16. CONdi caught in the act ....

of relieving Monkey-Boy's tensions. :eyes:

[ruiner4u]

17. sean hannity and hooker toes...

[goodgd_yall]

18. James Imhofe of Oklahoma

It would have to be a bible-thumper like him. A photo would surface showing him naked atop a pyramid of other naked men. (Remember his outrage over the outrage of Abu Ghraib?)

[monmouth]

19. Tom DeLay or Jim DeMint....