Repug offer to do oral sex on a police officer -- BIG Misunderstanding

[wakeme2008]

:rofl:

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/12/State/State_rep_is_accused_.shtml

State rep is accused of offering oral sex

By ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published July 12, 2007

TITUSVILLE - State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday after offering to perform oral sex for $20 on an undercover male police officer, authorities said.

Veteran's Memorial Park was under surveillance when Allen, R-Merritt Island, was seen coming in and out of a restroom three times, Lt. Todd Hutchinson said. Allen, 48, then approached an undercover officer and was arrested, police said.

..cut..

While being transported to jail, Allen told WFTV-Ch. 9 that the situation was "a very big misunderstanding."

Allen, a married father of one, was elected to the Florida House in 2000. He was chairman of the House Committee on Energy.

..little more at link....

[soothsayer]

1. if he had offered to do it for free would that have been a crime?

public sex or something?

[BushOut06]

46. Yes

Lewd and lascivious conduct or something like that. Not really a good idea to be soliciting for sex in a public bathroom regardless.

[Atman]

2. Total misunderstanding...he actually meant to throw in a rim job gratis.

:rofl:

.

[libnnc]

3. I meant to ask if I could polish your shoes....

not your knob. My bad...

:rofl: :popcorn:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. "Look, it's all a big misunderstanding."

"I thought... the cop... was a prostitute!"

-Homer Simpson

[wakeme2008]

5. pic

the guy on the right is Bob Allen

[meegbear]

8. Ick ...

I now understand why he has to pay for it.

[DU9598]

16. You beat me to it

It would be a lot more than $20 for you, sir!

[Swamp Rat]

29. I think you've touched upon the root cause of the "misunderstanding."

:D

[trashcanistanista]

47. No, he wanted the cop

to pay him!:rofl:

[Atman]

9. Well, I can see why he has to pay for sex.

Oh, wait...he's paying to PROVIDE sex. I mean...look at him. The prostitutes won't even do him, so he's resorted to blowing strangers in mens rooms. Looks like he has to use the extra-wide handicapped stall.

.

[Lerkfish]

20. well, some people consider men of size attractive....like my wife.

I'm just sayin.

:shrug:

[malaise]

22. Holy Crist!!!

what happened to those rumours about Charlie. Was Allen his 'blow to' boy?

[wakeme2008]

25. charlie is THAT cheap

:rofl:

[shadowknows69]

6. He meant to offer 25

[Ganja Ninja]

7. "The minute you walked in the joint"

I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
spend a little time with me

[shadowknows69]

35. You're bad

and hilarious.

[Bluebear]

10. More from yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1307284&mesg_id=1307284

[rocktivity]

11. Well, I should hope it WAS a misunderstanding

I mean, only TWENTY bucks????

:evilgrin:
rocknation

[wakeme2008]

13. He is a Cheap Repug what can I say

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

12. He didn't understand quickly enough that...

The guy he attempted to bl?w was a cop!

Shit Happens!

[loyalkydem]

14. what's next?

Rehab?

[montanto]

40. He'll pray the gay away.

[Swede]

15. Those crazy Republican fund raising drives.

What will they do next?

[churchofreality]

17. Some douchebag on Hannity was blaming Larry Flint

for exposing all the republicans. He was saying that is the real problem, not the fact that they are actually hypocrites.

[Javaman]

18. "I didn't say blow job, I said, um, er...nose job, I need a nose job!! that's it!"nt

[wordpix]

23. "I meant blow on my hand, the hand dryer's not working!" big misunderstanding, my ass

[WinkyDink]

19. The "George Michael Defense". Yeah, it didn't work for him, either.

[crikkett]

21. what a way to earn your lunch money!

[no_hypocrisy]

24. I would've just paid the fine.

The thing would've just been buried with a good plea deal with the prosecutor.

[smoogatz]

26. Of course it's a misunderstanding--

he thought the cop was an oil industry lobbyist.

[LibertyorDeath]

27. To quote Bob Allen

"The undercover officer thought I said I'll give you $20

if you let me suck your dick"

but what I said was " I'll give you $20 for a salt lick"

It's the TRUTH! :)

[Zywiec]

28. Same excuse George Michael used. n/t

[krispos42]

30. "It's just a big, throbbing, hot, hard-yet-silky misunderstanding..."

"really, I just have a latex fetish"

[Ganja Ninja]

31. I knew that GOP fund raising had fallen off but this is ridiculous.

:eyes:

[KansDem]

32. That photo!

That's right...just make the check out to 'Bob Allen' Yes...$20 will cover it...
Now, all of you line up and I'll take you one at a time...

[CottonBear]

33. Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island), sponsored a failed "Sexual Predators Elimination Act"

which sought mandatory life without parole sentences for those designated as sexual predators. :o
:wow:
I bet he's glad that didn't pass and become law! Florida would have to build a entire new prison for hypocritical Republic sex offenders!

Here is an excellent summary of LOL facts about Bob Allen from the Joe.My.God blog:
:rofl:

HomoQuotable - Bob Allen



"I'm not in anyway associated with that they are saying, this is disgusting.'' - Florida state representative Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island), shortly after he was arrested for soliciting a male undercover cop for sex in a Titusville park restroom. The busted pol allegedly offered $20 if the cop would let Allen blow him.

Because we both went to UCF and because he (unfortunately) is the state House representative for several of my friends in my hometown of Orlando, I've been following Bob Allen's shenanigans for some time.

Laugh #1: Rep. Allen is the author of failed Florida House Bill #1475, the "Lewd Or Lascivious Exhibition Act" which would have made public masturbation in the presence of another adult illegal, whether the other adult consented or not. Florida statutes already cover such behavior for when a minor is present and the bill died in committee in two months ago. I'm pretty sure Rep. Allen was violating #1475 when he offered to blow that cop, doncha think? Lucky for him it didn't pass!

Laugh #2: Allen, who is listed as co-chair for John McCain's Florida campaign, was first elected to the Florida House in 2000, is married with one daughter, and lists his recreational interest as "water sports". Hmm, he doesn't look like he skis.

Laugh #3: In 2005, Allen told right-wing Christian site World Net Daily about his "Sexual Predators Elimination Act" which sought mandatory life without parole sentences for those designated as sexual predators. Allen's now-ironic statement to WND: "We can get away from all those expensive law-enforcement time-wasting factors by simply going straight to the root of the problem, and that is the offender, and put them in a locked up place where we know we're safe." The bill was strongly opposed by the Florida ACLU and did not pass.

Laugh #4: The Central Florida Rainbow Democratic Club, which rates policitians using their unique Wizard of Oz-based scale, ranks Bob Allen as a "Wicked Witch", the "absolute worst of the worst".

Laugh #5: The photo credit for the above pic, taken from the Florida House site, goes to one "Mark Foley." I mean, I'm sure it's not THAT Mark Foley, but still - it made me laugh.

But Rep. Allen isn't completely obsessed with sex. He's also into guns!

In April, Allen earned the enmity of Florida's gun lobby when he betrayed them over the "Guns In The Parking Lot" bill (officially HB 1417, the Individual Personal Private Property Protection Act of 2007) which was meant to prohibit businesses from banning customers and employees from keeping guns in their parked cars. Yeah, you read that right. The NRA wanted to prevent businesses from preventing people with guns from parking in their lots.

Allen co-sponsored the bill, then voted "no" on it, aiding its defeat. The bill was ostensibly written to protect employees from "corporate giants" who (according to former NRA head Marion Hammer) "have randomly searched private vehicles in their parking lots, without probable cause, under the pretense of searching for “contraband” - which covers anything they choose - and subsequently fired employees who had firearms in their private motor vehicles." Allen claimed that the bill (written by Marion Hammer) did not go far enough in protecting gun owners and submitted his own version of the bill titled the "True Gun Bill". He was the only one to vote for his bill.

Allen has been positioning himself as even more of a right-wing nut than the Republican state senator whose seat he is, ahem, now gunning for. Obviously, his arrest as a wannabe cocksucker puts all of those plans of Ol' Sex & Guns in jeopardy.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/07/homoquotable-bob-allen.html

[Rosemary2205]

36. He's been crying out for help for some time now.

The poor man. I really feel for people who can't accept themselves for who they really are.

[CottonBear]

43. He's definitely in denial.

BTW, love your sig pic. I'm a huge Andruw Jones fan! :hi: Hi from Athens, GA!

[TahitiNut]

34. Bob Allen is just another aspiring flautist trying to rent an instrument.

Some music-lovers seem to like tunes played on the skin flute. :evilgrin:
Mr. Allen might have future problems forming the proper embouchure.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[youthere]

37. So you could say he blew it?

[11 Bravo]

38. He was just asking a fat guy for some coffee. What he meant to say was ...

"I need a joe, blob."

[w8liftinglady]

39. dammit-this is why I LOVE DU-

you guys made me laugh so hard-I have been shampooing fucking rugs all day.Thank you.

[BushOut06]

48. Is that what they call it nowadays?

Sorry, just had to. Going with the whole spirit and all. ;)

[trashcanistanista]

49. Stop that, you're making me

drag out my kirby to vacuum my own rugs for the rest of the day!

[SoCalDem]

41. Got change for a twenty? wink wink?

"My what a big zipper you have? wanna sell it for $20?"

[Jed Dilligan]

42. Is it me, or is Allen a ringer for

Vito Spatafore, the gay mobster on the Sopranos? lol

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&tab=wi&client=safari&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=en&q=vito%20spatafore

[BlooInBloo]

44. I suspect it a (ahem) *small* misunderstanding.

[holboz]

45. For heaven's sake, why do these people run for office???

I mean, surely they don't think they're living an anonymous life once they get elected. If I had a fettish or an addiction like this, I would like to think I'd have enough sense NOT to run for public office.

Brother! These GOPers are an unbelievable group! They just never ever learn from each other's mistakes.

The GOP is going down in flames.

[glitch]

50. Up until quite recently the Republican Party was a safe haven for them.

And such parties!

[Zookeeper]

51. He was offering to prostitute himself?

I guess the Florida House members need a cost of living raise. :+