What Bob Allen (R-Can I suck it) MEANT to say: (feel free to add your own)

[11 Bravo]

Come on folks, this is a decent, God-fearing, Republican gentleman. He simply thought he was talking to a fat guy behind the counter at Starbucks. What he was trying to say was, "I need a joe, blob."

[hisownpetard]

1. Hilarious.

So he's just a caffeine-seeking dyslexic Republic.
Oh, I see!

[Swamp Rat]

2. "I need a corn cob?" n/t

[Dhalgren]

3. I'm sorry, i have been trying to come up with something that the

officer could have mistaken for, "I'll give you twenty bucks to let me suck you off." - But I can't come up with anything...

[shain from kane]

4. "I'm just your typical, normal, everyday, straight, family values, homophobic, judgemental,

Republican party member, but I sure would like to suck your dick."

[Hubert Flottz]

5. But Ocifer...He was just trying to sell his JOBs program...

[Beaverhausen]

6. Isn't he having a press conference?

[Dr.Phool]

7. He's supposed to have one at 5:00pm.

Haven't heard anything yet, but I think he's gonna announce that he's leaving McCain for a real man. Fred Thompson.

Better get Tweety's head outa the way.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. CNN just played a portion of his mini press conference and he is denying

the allegations. He almost wanted to cry that people believed it. What if this incident was a misunderstanding?

[Dr.Phool]

9. Here's the arresting officers affidavit. You be the judge.

http://www.floridatoday.com/assets/pdf/A979051712.PDF

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LOL LOL LOL!

Mistake alright...BIG mistake!

[Catherine Vincent]

12. Detective D. Kavanaugh must be one cool dude.

I wouldn't be so cool, calm and collected and ask "what's up?" to some strange guy that entered the stall I was in. Wow!

[Javaman]

10. So a senator and an FBI agent walk into a mens room...

The senator says, "I want a blow job"

the FBI agent says, "you're under arrest"

and the senator says, "what? you mean this isn't a house of prostitution?"

[DefenseLawyer]

13. "Spare change?"

"Hell no! You need a job!"

[guitar man]

14. He probably said

"C'mon, Jeb's out of town and I really need a fix, I'll give you $20 if you'll let me suck your dick......"

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

15. "I want to 'sell you caulk.'" Perhaps he's in the plumbing business?

:shrug:

mikey_the_rat

[markk]

16. or the classic from homer simpson

"but officer I thought the cop was a prostitute!"

[blueknight]

17. why dont he

just give rush a call:shrug: they could blow each other until their jaws get tired

[Sequoia]

18. I've been seeing posts about Allen.

Where is the original story? Everyone is just having a blast on DU with this and that diaper story. Guess no one is on vacation this summer.

[maddezmom]

19. here are a few links

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2913326&mesg_id=2913326

and another
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2914459

[Sequoia]

20. Thanks. Florida, it figures. Repub...even more so.