Vitter Resignation Press Conference.. Will there be one?

[SoCalDem]

If so, which brave reporter will ask the pressing question?


"Senator Vitter..Senator Vitter...you say you are sorry that your number showed up on that list.. was that number a 1 or a 2 ?"

and who will dare to ask how many time Mrs Vitter sent him out on a "diaper-run" late at night?

[jgraz]

1. That would be so sweet

Mostly because the Dems could finally kick Jomentum to the curb (speaking of shit).

[Ian David]

2. I keep calling his office to ask. I expect it will be during the Friday Night Document Dump. n/t

[gatorboy]

3. I doubt it.

Republicans are gonna fight tooth and nail to keep as many of their Senators as possible.

[shain from kane]

4. Diaper-run.

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Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, then disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle: No, just circular.

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Evelle: You know how to put these things on?
Grocer: Well, around the butt and up over the groin area.
Evelle: I know WHERE they go, old timer. I just want to know if I need pins or fasteners.
Grocer: Well, no, they got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.

[Cameron27]

5. What can he possibly say?

I suspect he'd slit his wrists before agreeing to talk with reporters.

[SoCalDem]

6. either one works for me n/t

[ProgressiveEconomist]

10. He could say he's going into rehab--for toilet training! And, like Mark Foley's,

his lawyer could do most of the talking.

The "rehab ruse" sure worked for Foley, didn't it? How many times have you seen Mark Foley's name in print this year?

If the jokes and media encampments outside his homes and offices get frenzied enough, Vitter might resign just to relieve an unbearable burden on his wife and kids.

[SoCalDem]

11. Or he's starting a band

Newest release

http://www.pilkey.com/music.php

[pacalo]

7. "Diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it." - Marshall McLuhan

:rofl:

[npincus]

8. That, or a Pampers endorsement.

:rofl:

[guitar man]

9. Depends

:shrug:



:rofl:

[polichick]

12. I'm waiting for Wife Wendy to announce...

...that she has the goods, as promised!

[SoCalDem]

14. I hope she's serving bratwurst for dinner every day..as a friendly reminder

Pass the mustard, David :):)

[polichick]

16. LOL

And maybe she could sweetly ask him to sharpen her kitchen knives.

[trashcanistanista]

13. Hopefully yes and soon.

I hope Landreau does NOT appoint a rethug for his seat. She owes these bastards NOTHING after what they did to her during Katrina.

[SoCalDem]

15. not landrieu (she's the other senator)

But I know who you mean :)

[AnnInLa]

17. This is the latest from the blog that broke the diaper story

"Today, I was told that he is indeed staying in the New Orleans area, and that this story may have taken a very serious turn."

http://www.righthandthief.blogspot.com/

(this is a new orleans liberal blog)

[SoCalDem]

18. Does he pay child support for his "other" child?

I cannot find any info..

[AnnInLa]

19. LA blogs don't know either

"Love Child" la la de da

[book_worm]

20. He won't resign.

[AlCzervik]

21. has he showed his face in the senate this week at all?