I see stupid people, I mean really really stupid people (and offensive as hell people)

[The Straight Story]

Just checked my gmail and got this:

(part of my family back east is pretty RW and fundie...so I really can't avoid these too much, this one though...I am working on a response to send back to all 23 people on the distro. Yeah - these folks are gonna get a damn fine email back, and I will probably start it with 'dear fucking fuckers' Will post it later tonight after I watch some tv and have a few more beers....)

Fw: 'I Miss Bill Clinton'

It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now--Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one.'

The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.'

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.'


---ya gotta love it.

But-not enough to put his old lady in the White House!!!

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Yeah. I don't know where to start, but I will. This may be a joke type email but it pissed me off in so many ways I can't even begin to explain.

I don't get JACK from these people about bush. But they will get it back from me :) even if it offends some very close people to me.

Have at - suggestions welcome :)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. I hate BS e-mails, but this one would be apropos

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1322491

[piedmont]

2. I love that one so very much. nt

[mcctatas]

3. In Jan. 2009, we will all have to admit we miss george bush...

1. He was the closest we came to having a functionally illiterate sociopath for president
2. He drank, did blow and was one hell of a drunk driver (until he found God and learned to drink in private)
3. He had his way with the entire country and half of the free world...He screwed us all!

[The Straight Story]

5. I am starting it out as you suggested

I knew I could count on DU folks to get me some good ideas!

[Swamp Rat]

4. Send this link and a can of Bush's baked beans

Become Republican:
http://www.thefrown.com/?/cartoons/55/495

[AlCzervik]

6. ok the fact they have to set the way back machine to Bill Clinton makes that email

even more pathetic. I would respond with--"Hey how are things in 1996 and oh yeah buy some Enron stock and go long"

[XOKCowboy]

9. Short, simple and oh so true!!

"buy some Enron stock and go long" :rofl:

[hfojvt]

7. The Dodge Drafter

Ah, that's a good one. Puts Clinton in his place next to military heroes like, like Dan Quayle, George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, and Sam Brownback.

Also, I never knew that only black people play the saxaphone. I coulda sworn our whole sax section was white. I guess my little sister is black too. Who knew?

[The Straight Story]

8. My reply:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1322729