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Fri Jul-13-07 02:58 PM
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"Suck it, baby! Suck it!!111" Republican was Vice-chairman, "Children, Youth & Families" committee |
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Quelle surprise. ===== Original story: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1323589&mesg_id=1323589....(David) Almond, 59, took his House seat in the 2005 session and was re-elected last fall, representing Stanly County and parts of Montgomery and Union counties. He is a vice chairman of the House committee on children, youth and families. http://www.wsoctv.com/politics/13669150/detail.html
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:00 PM
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Imagine being chased by a naked Donald Pleasance while he's yelling at you to suck his penis. It's like my graduation party all over again.
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:04 PM
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2. Donald Pleasance LMAO! |
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:08 PM
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:38 PM
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Ok, some in here will get it.
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Mon Jul-16-07 10:15 AM
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26. Help me, Vadinho! Help, help me, Vadinho! |
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Mon Jul-16-07 10:17 AM
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Sun Jul-15-07 04:02 PM
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Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 04:03 PM by Swamp Rat
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:05 PM
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:08 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:08 PM
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5. He set some kind of record for the least time needed to resign after an accusation.... |
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He left candy on his House desk with other personal effects. He just up and walked away, and the Clerk immediately removed his name from the matrix that shows the members names and how they voted.
Now if only Bush would take a lesson on how it is done.....
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:10 PM
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7. I know, huh, no rehab, no preacher intervention... |
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...just good old-fashioned shame.
Frankly, the older lady who was the victim of his waving his schlong around at her should make certain he has to register as a sex offender.
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:18 PM
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10. As much of a perv as this guy is, the SHAME part is a bit refreshing, ain't it? |
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Mon Jul-16-07 02:01 PM
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28. I think I have discovered a new "calling" for Ted Haggart |
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he can open up a special rehab place for disgraced republican perverts.
There would be a waiting list a mile long.
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Mayberry Machiavelli
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:27 PM
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13. Hey BHJ do you have a link for that part of the story? I find those details interesting. |
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A guy who was a teacher of mine when I was in training (he was a very well regarded doctor), when he finally retired out of the Army as a very senior Colonel, basically stepped out of his uniform into civilian clothes and left the uniform on his chair and walked out into the sunlight, I always found this hilarious.
Of course, this guy's story is a little more, um, poignant, or something, but I still find the details fascinating.
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Sat Jul-14-07 03:15 AM
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20. I saw local tv coverage (WRAL) with video of his desk.... |
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www.wraltv.com Here is local newspaper coverage on Thursday http://www.newsobserver.com/1565/story/634950.html
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:15 PM
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8. yeah, I'll suck it all right |
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:16 PM
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9. He wanted her to experience the Almond Joy. |
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:20 PM
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11. Sometimes you feel like a nut. |
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:20 PM
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12. That reminds me of Mark Foley who was Chair of the House Caucus |
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on Missing and Exploited Children. Also there are questions about the character of some of The Center for Missing and Exploited Children Board of Directors (10-1-2006) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2280827
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Sat Jul-14-07 03:05 AM
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19. Are there PHOTOS of Foley, Vitter, Almond, and Dubya together? After all, |
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they're all "compassionate conservatives"., who must have made common cause as they sought what Newt Gingrich called "shield issues", to hide the corrupt plutocratic actions that are their REAL priorities.
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:45 PM
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15. Oh ya gotta love the "morals and values" crowd! |
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An image of Mrs. Lovejoy from the Simpsons screaming "OH WONT SOMEBODY PUH-LEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????" comes to mind.
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:49 PM
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16. Why are all these foxes guarding the |
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kiddies hen houses? WTF how sick is the Rethug party. Do they have to sign a pedophile pact?
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:46 PM
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17. There is a website that details some of this, armchairsubversive.org |
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Sat Jul-14-07 06:29 AM
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Sat Jul-14-07 06:15 AM
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21. It's the "Willie Sutton Theory of Governance". |
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:49 PM
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18. He took his title seriously |
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Sat Jul-14-07 07:19 AM
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23. Nickname: The Pacifier. |
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Sat Jul-14-07 09:07 PM
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24. Nice catch, Bluebear! What the fuck is in the water in GOP offices? |
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Edited on Sat Jul-14-07 09:10 PM by havocmom
Evidently GOP pols all have too much time to follow up on the spam about male enhancement products or sumthin
Charming technique too. My, what a smooth operator. What, he got lost in the 80s and can't get out?
The shame part of it is rather refreshing. The GOP cover-up, not so much.
edited cuz I misread first time, what will shooting tea out my nose laughing.
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Mon Jul-16-07 02:03 PM
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29. republicanism seems to be more of a mental disease than we ever expected |
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There is no "sin" they leave untouched:
greed gluttony sloth sexual perversion coveting lying cheating stealing
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Mon Jul-16-07 02:05 PM
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30. "Suck it"- he was talking about Vitter's binky |
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