Poor John Ashcroft...

[jmowreader]

I feel sorry for the guy. I really do.

His...well, I guess it's a song..."Let the Eagle Soar" has just been upstaged.

"Press One For English" by Rivoli Revue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEJfS1v-fU0) is now, officially, the worst song ever written.

[TlalocW]

1. Oh, lawdy

I think I'm stupider for having watched and listened to that.

TlalocW

[Rick Myers]

2. OK, I'm yur' huckleberry... I'll watch it.

Please, next time you post something like this, be use to remind users to have a good set of kniting needles handy...

And BTW, honey, I think there were several dozen Indian (native) languages here before you're good ole' Amerika...

[tularetom]

3. Please tell me that's a joke.

While it lacks the puke worthiness of that 'I'm proud to be an american' steaming pile of shit, it more than makes up for it in sheer amateurism.

Now I have to go listen to some Lawrence Welk to purge it from my brain.

[jmowreader]

4. The best part was the "GI Pictures"

Here's a picture of Kay's Dad in uniform.

Here's a picture of Ron's Dad in uniform.

Here are pictures of other assorted relatives in uniform.

I believe they forgot to insert the pictures of Kay and Ron in uniform.

Oh, they didn't? Because There Aren't Any? Oh. Oops. I'm sorry.