Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

How Many Here Have had Their Kids Ask "What is ED?"

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:01 PM
Original message
How Many Here Have had Their Kids Ask "What is ED?"
Thank you Big Pharma and our Corporate media! My 10 yo son has has asked me on different occasions over the past year about 'four hour erections' and 'erectile dis function'! This is due to the commercials that Big Pharma (we) pay for on prime time TV for Evitra, Viagra and all other forms of ED enhancers. Now I am not a prude by any means, but these commercials piss me off as much as the "feminine itch" ones.

:mad:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:03 PM
Response to Original message
1. I have no kids
Then again, I have ED.

:shrug:

--p!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:04 PM
Response to Original message
2. I once got a laugh out of my dad because of that ...
We were watching television and that commercial came on. The guy mentions priapism, and without really thinking, I just said 'holy crap, four hours.'

I think it surprised my dad so much that he couldn't help but laugh. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:08 PM
Response to Original message
3. at 10 years old he is mature enough to understand your explanations
-- or you could just tell him to shut-up, don't say those words again or you will wash his mouth out with soap. Like my mom used to.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:14 PM
Response to Reply #3
7. actually
I explained everything to both of my boys at age 5. Back then there wasn't such a thing as FOUR HOUR ERECTIONS!

:eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:29 PM
Response to Reply #7
13. Actually, it wouldn't be a bad idea for them to know about those four-hour erections.
Males can get priaprism (an erection that won't go down) without having taken Viagra. Most guys don't know that if it goes beyond a few hourse (or four)they really need to get themselves to an ER. Permanent damage can occur if the situation isn't remedied. It's not a common occurence, but if can and does happen, so it wouldn't be such a bad thing if he knew a little more about "four hour erections."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:08 PM
Response to Original message
4. Mine haven't.
And if they did ask I would just tell them. I don't find it to be that big of a deal.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:09 PM
Response to Original message
5. If your son is like my two, he'll have had boners
since he was an infant. My youngest always assumed Viagra was something to do with sports. We had a good laugh when he figured it out and I confirmed his suspicions. No shame, no embarrassment.

Some body parts itch, some body parts swell. There's pills your doc can give you for it. Big deal.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #5
15. Hmm, I used to think it had something to do with dancing. I teased my
husband about getting some Viagra so that he'd be able to dance. (Early commercials always showed an older couple together who, after he took Viagra, would start dancing together).

My husband didn't think it was funny.

I still do.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:10 PM
Response to Original message
6. Nope, but I did have mine ask me
"What are genital herpes?"

Thanks to the Valtrex commercials. I gave him as basic and straightforward answer as I could. But it's really not a conversation I wanted to have when he was 10.

What can you do? It's part of the world we live in. :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:17 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. "It's about suppression, it's not a cure." nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 07:16 PM
Response to Original message
8. Those damn commercials need to be illegal again
but the republican capitalists will scream 'free speech!' when we complain.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TomClash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:52 PM
Response to Original message
10. Tell him two things
1. It's problem he won't have to worry about.

2. It's what will happen to Bush if he "loses" Iraq.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:55 PM
Response to Original message
11. I did and then had to explain to my 10 YO ...
how his hearing aids were only 30% covered by insurance, but ED is amply covered...sigh!
The system is evidently run by limp-dick me-first types.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:57 PM
Response to Original message
12. Oh Fer Cryin Out Loud.
If your kid is too young to handle the discussion, then he probably was too young to be watching whatever program he had been watching during which the commercial aired.

And even if not, big deal. Ya tell your son it's a medicine for a condition some men get as they get older, and be done with it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:31 PM
Response to Reply #12
14. I think maybe this was posted in the spirit of merely an example of the wanton (!) sexualization..
... of society en toto, for no reason other than corporate interests. Just an example. I could be wrong, naturally.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 08:08 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC