Caption Gonzales

[Kadie]

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales chats with guests as they attend a tee ball game on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington July 15, 2007. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)

[Blackhatjack]

1. "Why yes, People do mistake me for Al Pacino in Scarface"

[IChing]

8. great minds think a like

I saw the same Tony Montana thing going to.

[Aviation Pro]

2. Not a caption....

...why isn't this lispy, pint-sized motherfucker shunned? What is the matter with these peroxide blondes, such as the one pictured with Tony Roma there, who are attracted to these said pint-sized motherfuckers.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. I am one smug asshole, and I know it!

[slowry]

4. One thing Gonzales will never forget -- the art of the shit-eating grin. n/t

[Ian David]

5. Look, lady...

Look, lady... If you want to play in my dungeon, you're gonna have to ditch the balding guy.

[IChing]

6. "Say hello to my little friend"

Tony Montana aka Alberto Gonzales

" In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

"This is paradise I'm tellin' you. This town like a great big p*ssy, just waiting to get F'd."

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "Here Honey Drink The Kool-Aide and Get The Kids A Cup Too!"

[peekaloo]

9. Blonde: No dipshit it's for TEE BALLers not TEA BAGGERS and I'll freshen

my own drink THANK YOU!

[Buzz Clik]

10. "So here it is -- do whatever I please, lie stupidly about it, and they can't touch me."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. "I don't recall there being a game today...."

[Snarkoleptic]

12. And I'll tell ya, that W...he just shits ice cream...luv him!

[BringEmOn]

13. Eat, drink, and be merry, for soon we join Kenny Boy in Paraguay.

[dancingme]

14. Hey babe, wanna visit my friend in the hospital?

and get him to sign a document.

[UTUSN]

15. "Wanna GO?!!1" n/t

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

16. I feel good, I knew that I would, Now aha ha...nt