Bush loves cheeseburger pizza

[sabra]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007320743,00.html


GEORGE Bush’s chef has revealed the US President’s favourite supper — a CHEESEBURGER pizza.

It consists of a standard cheese and tomato base, with the burger’s ingredients scattered on top.

At lunch, Mr Bush likes peanut butter and honey on bread, with crisps.

Chef Cristeta Comerford spilled the beans at an annual gathering of the cooks to world statesmen and royals.

She said: “For dinner the President loves what we call home-made ‘cheeseburger pizzas’ because every ingredient of a cheeseburger is on top of a margherita pizza.

“For lunch he loves cinnamon bread with peanut butter and organic honey, with home-made potato chips and pickles.”

She added: “But he’s extremely disciplined and exercises every day. He watches his portion control!”

[Ghost in the Machine]

1. only because they share the same IQ

personally, I think the pizza is a little smarter..

[Cabcere]

5. Pizza for president!

It couldn't screw things up nearly as badly as the deciderer-in-chief has.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. Sounds like a good idea.. but then again, we'd have arguments about 'Supreme'

pizza, and whether it's gaining too much power. There'll be hearings too!

We need to be diligent in exactly which kind of pizza we elect in the future, and send a clear message that 'supreme powers' will NOT be tolerated...

:hi:

[Cabcere]

27. Very true.

That's what I love about this site - DUers think of everything! :hi:

[rurallib]

2. Must be brain food, huh?

[Bluebear]

3. 'At lunch, Mr Bush likes peanut butter and honey on bread' - like a 5 year-old.

With PICKLES yet. :puke:

[JVS]

34. maybe he's pregnant

[mediaman007]

4. He's a junkfood guy! Just like Dad, no broccoli!

[Cabcere]

7. But it's OK, because he's "extremely disciplined"

at least in terms of exercise and portion control. Too bad he can't show some of that famous "discipline" when it comes to not f*cking up our country.

[Contrary1]

19. But, "f*cking up our country"

is his daily exercise.

[Cabcere]

20. Good point.

And he's certainly become quite accomplished at that... :(

[pepperbear]

6. Another desperate attempt to make him appear human from the folks who

brought you "He's the kind of guy you want to have a beer with." and "This president is resolute and follows his gut."

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. He's the kind of guy I'd want to pour a beer onto his lap....

What infantile tastes he has.

Not surprising, of course.

[book_worm]

8. the chef forgot to mention, "he then washes it down with a bottle of Jim Bean"

[BlooInBloo]

9. If it has bacon on it, then I'm down....

... Is anyone else here capable of making the conceptual separation between liking a jackass and liking the food he eats?

[dionysus]

13. i know i love cheeseburger pizza too. doesn't make me a repuke

[Bluebear]

14. It's peanut butter and honey with pickles that I part ways with him.

Cheeseburger pizza, not a problem. But it sounds like he ONLY likes juvenile food! :)

[TommyO]

30. I love cheeseburger pizza too

but I would prefer a carefully prepared piece of steak au poivre, something that * could order up on a whim and have it in less than thirty minutes!

[IndyBob]

10. Perhap pooty poots would like some...

pretzels on that pizza?

[MrMickeysMom]

12. What an insult to Cheeseburger pizzas!

[peekaloo]

15. I'll bet she lets him sqish up the cheeseburger toppin's hisself!

very disciplined, uh huh, from the same guy who sucked a foam head off of his beer at the G8 summit.

[stevedeshazer]

16. A recent survey of cheeseburger pizzas gives Bush 26% support

About the same level of support as Colonel Sanders pulls among chickens.

[Cabcere]

18. Great minds, Steve

:hi: I didn't see your post at first - you said it better than I did. :)

[stevedeshazer]

31. Howdy

:)

[Cabcere]

17. Cheeseburger pizza doesn't love Bush.

In other news, cheeseburger pizza has been discovered to be vastly more intelligent than 28% of the U.S. population.

[zabet]

21. His tastes are stuck in grade school.

Every Friday we either had cheeseburger pizza or soup with peanut butter
and honey sandwiches.
Baaarrr does look a little like a lunch-lady.

[Clark2008]

24. It's been said that a person stops developing emotionally the

minute they become addicted to drugs and/or alcohol - they don't grow as a person beyond the point at which they start drugging.

Therefore, Bush must have started using drugs and/or drink at about the age of 9.

[NeedleCast]

22. This may be the only thing I've discovered about Bush

that I like.

I am changing my assessment of him from 100% bad to 99.98% bad.

[UTUSN]

23. But does cheezeburger pizza love Shrub?!!1 n/t

[Botany]

25. Our President is 6 years old

Why not some Mac & Cheese?

The man has access to the best food in the world and yet he eats like a 1st grader?

[DS1]

37. Lots of adults eat mac & cheese

:eyes:

[Botany]

40. so did I when I was cooking for my young son & camping ....

.... but if you have the best food & chefs in the world ready for you 24/7

I'll have the crab cakes, sourdough bread, redskin potatoes, and tossed salad ....
and for dessert the chocolate mousse please ......

[DS1]

41. Yeah

I get that, and I'd hardly eat the same thing twice with that kind of culinary firepower at my disposal. He's an uncreative shitbag, and hey, it's cheaper than making him scallops and foie gras every night

[Bluebear]

44. In Pokemon shapes? nt

[phusion]

28. What is he SIX?! n/t

[MiserableFailure]

29. Guys come on cut it out

Shrub is a fucking douchebag. Fuck him. Shittiest president ever. I agree. But don't pick on the type of food he eats. That's such a Repuke tactic to do something like that.

There are plenty of Democrats and left-leaning people who love food like this too. I'm one of them.

[krispos42]

32. Cheeseburger pizza

Oh, the horror...

My Italian half wants to heat his fanny with a wooden spoon!

[Botany]

33. I love good pizza and Italian food

Linguine with white clam sauce, crusty bread, some wine, and a salad w/ fresh tomatoes

or some penne pasta with a red sauce & garlic bread mmmmm

but this?

Toppings include ground beef and cheese, ketchup, pickles, gherkins, fried onions, bacon and tomatoes.

:puke:

[krispos42]

42. There's no excuse for it, either.

He went to prep school and college in New Haven, right? Well, the best pizza in the world is Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana on Wooster Street in New Haven. Hell, Bill Clinton ate there all the time, and actually visited it during his term for a few slices!

He has no excuse, even if he is a rube. Now, if he had never left Texas, that's be a different story.

[Snazzy]

35. Great chef, availability of anything on our dime

and he eats pizza and pbj? HAHAHAHHA.

Sample menu from our first female WH Chef (defy you to not find something you'd rather try):

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/23/AR2007012300744.html

Pizza and pbj, 5th grade ho!, stay the course! It's not so much a lack of sophistication that gets me, it's the lack of curiosity. Feel sorry for that fine chef who should just hand him number to Domino's and be done with it.

You are what you eat and in Bush*s case it's schizophrenic. Am I a pizza? Am I cheeseburger? Screw it, I'm a high calorie greasy mess!

I bet he gets it all over the place too, Oval Office, Lincoln Bed room, the Situation Room. Taxpayers will be removing his stains for decades.

[tomreedtoon]

36. I'll bet it's a "Baptist Pizza."

I call it this because it's what my very Baptist brother-in-law eats. Basically, it's a piece of cardboard, painted with a very thin coat of tomato sauce, a scattering of some kind of meat product and some cheese to hold it all on the cardboard.

The principle is to avoid any vegetables, nutrition, seasoning and flavor. Which, come to think of it is the kind of life Bush wants for us all.

[DS1]

38. This thread blows

what, did the Maria Shriver doesn't dress right thread get locked?

[sutz12]

39. He should stick to pretzels....lots and lots of pretzels.

:evilgrin:

[MetaTrope]

43. Recommended chefs for the White House

[Alexander]

45. I give Bush 1 brownie point for consuming organic honey.

That being said, I hope he continues to enjoy his cinnamon bread in Milosevic's former cell at The Hague.

[proud patriot]

46. I bet that's the chef's choice

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