Post your suggestions for making Harry's All-Nighter more effective (Iraq-like)...

[AzDar]

Mine: the only food allowed would be MREs.
Let's see how long those Republikkkans can survive under similar conditions to those our troops are subjected to day in and day out!
Still wanna wait 'til September, morans?

[Captain Hilts]

1. Nothing like turning off the air conditioning and wearing a flak vest. nt

[AzDar]

Yes... two flak jackets for Lieberman!

[wryter2000]

4. Flannel ones n/t

n/t

[Captain Hilts]

7. We can make him wear the kevlar helmet. nt

[wryter2000]

3. Great minds think alike

I was writing my response while you were clicking on "post."

[wryter2000]

2. Turn off the air conditioning

If 130 degrees is good enough for our soldiers, it's good enough for the Senate.

[cynatnite]

8. Imagine those temps while wearing desert fatigues n/t

[blondeatlast]

5. No caffeine--if it's good enough for Reid, it's good enough for the rest of 'em.

Perhaps a mild tazer like apparatus?

[Captain Hilts]

6. Okay, we draw the line there. That's cruel! nt

[Betsy Ross]

9. Put down the phone book

Read the Constitution, over and over again.

[blondeatlast]

12. And the Declaration of Independence. Perhaps they'll see why

the Founding Fathers saw Emperors Dick and George coming...

[Captain Hilts]

16. No cookbooks either. Yes! The Constitution! nt

[Adsos Letter]

10. All of their clothing has to be rolled in sand and dust...

prior to dressing...random earth-shattering explosions, accompanied by screaming and sirens, in random locations within the gallery...a sniper with a paint-ball gun, dressed as a senator or security person, firing from random locations within the chamber...sack lunches will be issued with a note that random meals have been outfitted with explosive devices: everyone is required to partake...

[Maribelle]

11. Place some of Vetter's soiled ones around the room (n/t)

[KansDem]

13. How about randomly and without warning send in several "troops" to pull a Senator out from his desk

...and throw him on the floor with rifle barrels pointed at his head and face all the while screaming at him and cursing. Then haul him off to the cloakroom to be stripped and made to assume degrading positions while a fierce dog growls and snaps at his extremities. The "troops" can also kick and punch him during this time. Then he can be waterboarded, after which he can return (if he's still alive) to the Senate floor with an acknowledgment that he represented 70-90% of the detainees who were innocent civilians all along...

[AzDar]

17. Sounds good.....they'd have nothing to worry about; Georgie says 'we don't torture', after all.

[Aristus]

14. Hold a roll call vote on bringing the troops home. Everyone who votes 'yes'

will be set free.

[MannyGoldstein]

15. Enhanced Interrogation?

Verschärfte Vernehmung as appropriate.

[rucky]

18. Experimental Vaccines for Everyone!

to hell with the side-effects.

[jgraz]

19. Turn the heat up to 130F

And make them all wear full body armor.

[Swamp Rat]

20. He can read the trial transcripts of soldiers who committed crimes against humanity

in Iraq. He can show extremely graphic photos of those crimes, then give a long lecture about how the refucklicans caused this to happen, and how they made our soldiers victims of their personal ideologies and financial ambitions.

As suggested in this thread, he can read the US Constitution, etc., but I'd also like for him to read things like: The PNAC manifesto, the Patriot Act, all of Bushler's signing statements, chapters from Richard Clark's book, John Dean's book, recent articles by Bruce Fein, et al. Then, he can explain how the Bushler administration is a treasonous cabal, and emphasize that the refucklicans who support the president are also acting treasonous.

[Captain Hilts]

21. Crew cuts for everyone. Sleeping on the floor. nt