"Condoleeza Rice? She couldn't broker a peace deal with the Amish!"

[TahitiNut]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This was one of the emails Jack Cafferty just read on CNN.

I wish we could send the authoer a DUzy Award.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[H2O Man]

1. Nominated.

Best line I've heard in a while!

[TahitiNut]

4. I think my laughter woke the neighbor's dog.

Such truth is rare these days.

[Bluebear]

2. Ooh burn!!!

[EFerrari]

3. Let's lobby JeffR.

:rofl:

[Madspirit]

5. As I said in the thread that didn't see yours first...GREAT Line!

You gotta want peace and the Republicans HATE Peace. Peace is far too boring and it doesn't make a lot of money. In Peace there is no need for posturing, posing like a Manly Man. Peace just isn't as much fun for people who like to shoot things, kill things, hear loud bangs.

Lee

[qanda]

6. That was hilarious

I sitting here cracking up. There were some other good ones too.

[TahitiNut]

8. Yep. This one was tops, though. Pithy. Succinct. TRUE.

Gotta love the short and sweet ... like my first wife. (She soured, though.) :shrug:

[Annces]

15. When the violin

can forgive the past
it starts singing


Poem by Hafiz

[Madspirit]

7. K&R Tahiti!...n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. so, the majority of the peepholes are with us on that. why

oh why is MSM still in love with that idiot? not cafferty, but Condi.

[saltpoint]

10. What a great line.

Accurate, too.

[elehhhhna]

11. Rec 9. Instant classic!

[Dukkha]

12. LOL! So true!

They'd find her corpse impaled on a pitchfork in front of a barn.

[yardwork]

13. Nah, she'd talk the Amish into civil war.

Then, she'd go off to buy some more shoes, saying that it was sad that the Amish are so militaristic.

[youngdem]

14. Probably written by Donald Trump

He said nearly the same thing a few weeks back, saying she cannot close a deal.

[Usrename]

16. They'd have nuclear ambitions after talking with her.

:rofl: