WOW!! I can hardly wait until the first shipment arrives

[CatWoman]

I want a Moses with the kung fu grip!!



Wal-Mart To Sell Bible Action Figures

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/djf500/200707171211DOWJONESDJONLINE000491_FORTUNE5.htm

[AndyA]

1. Mary looks Asian. I wonder where these were made...??? n/m

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Buy them all, undress them and make them do naughty things. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

3. What do you want to bet Jesus has blue eyes?

[Sydnie]

4. Isn't there some rule about creating images or something?

In plush or in plastic, it gives me the creeps in ways I can't even describe.

What happens when, as many little girls do with their Barbies and Kens, Noah and Mary end up naked ... and kissing in the Barbie Dream House? Do they come with a lamb to sacrifce too?

[verse18]

17. Actually, it's one of the Ten Commandments

Exodus 20:4
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

[Sydnie]

20. * Some Restrictions and Special Dispensations may apply

I never saw that disclaimer written anywhere either. Just damn creepy!

Just wait, that hussy Mary will be in Barbie's favorite disco outfit before you know it ... smoking and drinking and having anything but immaculate conceptions right there in the toy box! :rofl:

[Vinca]

5. More cheap crap from the other side of the world bound to fall apart

into tiny bits and choke your kid to death. At least it will be a holy death.

[Deep13]

6. "Love thy enemy...

...right after you kick his muthah-fuckin' ass!"

[CatWoman]

9. my Jesus can whup your Jesus

:)

[MrMickeysMom]

25. Yes, I'm going to hell for howling at all this...

You are killing me!

[Sydnie]

27. When you get there ....

Come sit by me! :)

[MrMickeysMom]

30. You bet!

Last one in the Lake of Fire's a rotten egg!

:smoke:

[AllegroRondo]

7. but are they anatomically correct?

[Deep13]

10. You mean, can you tell which religion they are?

:rofl:

[Hekate]

28. Now I have to wipe my monitor off. You're baaad. rofl

:spray: :rofl:

[Javaman]

8. I want the john the baptist with the detachable head!! nt

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!

Me too! :D

[Deep13]

12. On a platter with a side of fries. nt

[TlalocW]

13. They had Biblical action figures in Walmart when I was in college: 1991-1995

My friends and I discovered them when we went to Walmart late one Saturday. Some of them had been taken out of their boxes, and the proud atheist in our group picked up Moses and the Pharaoh and did the whole, "Let my people go," part of the Bible but with a kung-fu theme to it (they are action figures, after all). The rest of us set down on the shelf that held all the bikes and watched him and laughed our asses off.

We also noticed the company had misspelled Philistine on another one of their action figure packages. That was pretty funny at 2 in the morning too.

TlalocW

[LanternWaste]

14. Very, very close to blaspheme.

Very, very close to blaspheme in my opinion. Too close for my comfort, anyway.
(No, not your OP-- but the actual commercialization of basis tenets...)

[Sparkly]

15. "Battle" terminology

One2believe Chief Executive David Socha said his products were part of a " battle for the toy box" with dolls and figures that he said carry negative messages.

"If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan and evil things," Socha said.

(Satan: the Remake...)

Maybe they need some heathen dolls for the Bible dolls to beat up or something.

[Canuckistanian]

16. I thought Onan had the kung fu grip

But what do I know?

[Deep13]

18. Most likely.

He misunderstood the whole love thy neighbor as you love thyself thing.

[soothsayer]

22. couldn't have beent that good a grip as he was always spilling his seed

[alphafemale]

19. Looks to me like they just redressed and packages some Star Wars figures to me.

Obi Wan and Princess Leia, anyone?

[rug]

21. I hope John the Baptist's head comes off.

[Lex]

24. Bwahaha.

:P

[MrMickeysMom]

23. Is water sold separately?

:rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

26. Dinosaur with saddle sold separately...

:spray:

[Deep13]

29. Prince of peace is now the prince of profit.

Modern business Christ closes that merger deal.

[Canuckistanian]

32. Now on sale, two pieces of silver off!

You pay only 28 pieces of silver!

[ruiner4u]

31. they can cross merchandise with the Armor of God pj's